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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious! — Molly Harper
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
— Helen Fielding
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
Don't try to nice your way out of this. It's insulting.
— Rachel Aaron
Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.
— Molly Harper
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
— George Carlin
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
— Chic Murray
I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepyalbeit really,really nice
fondling. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
— Mitch Hedberg
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people.
— Suzy Kline
Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction.
— Nicole Williams
Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.
— John Madden
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed.
— Nicholas M. Bugden
Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice.
— Tabitha Caplinger
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
— Kristen Schaal
Zeb was kindergarten teachera good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper
That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God.
— Neal Stephenson
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play.
— Rachel Vincent
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
— Celia Johnson
It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one.
— Matt McGorry
When I turn back to Jase, he's again beaming at me. "You're nice." He sounds pleased, as if he hadn't expected this aspect of my personality.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
— Jimmy Carr
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
— Adam Carolla
It's nice to represent a woman who can be bigger than what you see as a typical skinny actress - being funny and desirable at the same time.
— Kether Donohue
Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.
— Eoin Colfer
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
— Rita Rudner
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
— Brian Regan
It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.
— Steve Carell
If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one.
— Elizabeth Hand
You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
— Kendall Jenner
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.
— Molly Harper
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.'
— Gattlin Griffith
His knives are nice. Mine is better.
— C.J. Redwine
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.
— Atticus Shaffer
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
— Paris Hilton
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.
— Kyle Johnson
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
— Albert Einstein
It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
— Maureen Daly
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
— George Lopez
