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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

Mm, you're nice to croodle wi', he murmured, doing what I assumed was croodling. — Diana Gabaldon

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself. — Helen Fielding

Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile. — Justin Bieber

Don't try to nice your way out of this. It's insulting. — Rachel Aaron

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us. — Louis Sachar

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar

Very nice and funny, but he put the 'or' in man-whore. — J. Lynn

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. — Lois Greiman

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. — George Carlin

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray

I think it's nice to get a break from all of the big Hollywood comic book action-movies and see something that's relatable and funny and interesting. — Aubrey Plaza

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality. — Leonardo DiCaprio

I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepy
albeit really,really nice
fondling. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. — Rita Rudner

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people. — Suzy Kline

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction. — Nicole Williams

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee. — John Madden

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed. — Nicholas M. Bugden

Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice. — Tabitha Caplinger

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal

Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper

That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God. — Neal Stephenson

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin? — Frank

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed. — Celia Johnson

It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one. — Matt McGorry

When I turn back to Jase, he's again beaming at me. "You're nice." He sounds pleased, as if he hadn't expected this aspect of my personality. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

... smart, funny, sweet, nice to his family, good looking in an adorable kind of way. — Penny Reid

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.' — Jimmy Carr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

It's nice to represent a woman who can be bigger than what you see as a typical skinny actress - being funny and desirable at the same time. — Kether Donohue

It would be really nice to make a record that would be super-fun to play live - a record that would be funny, with a little bit of heart. — Ryan Adams

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. — Eoin Colfer

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — Anonymous

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin

Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny. — Steve Carell

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one. — Elizabeth Hand

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.
Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

Landlocked Switzerland: They're Nice and Neutral Only Because They're Tiny — Marisha Pessl

Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans. — Karina Halle

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.' — Gattlin Griffith

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

His knives are nice. Mine is better. — C.J. Redwine

Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny. — Atticus Shaffer

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara

If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith. — Robert Smith

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. — Paris Hilton

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. — Winston Spear

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. — Oscar Wilde

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. — George Lopez

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. — Rick Wakeman

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie