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I'm not what you'd call a Method actor.
— Bob Newhart
The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.
— Bob Newhart
There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.
— Bob Newhart
I don't think too much about age. Maybe if you're hurting, aching and arthritic, then you think about it a lot. But I don't.
— Bob Newhart
People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy.
— Bob Newhart
If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.
— Bob Newhart
I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.
— Bob Newhart
The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.
— Bob Newhart
Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.
— Bob Newhart
All I can say about life is "Oh God, enjoy it.
— Bob Newhart
I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at the world.
— Bob Newhart
Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
— Bob Newhart
There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.
— Bob Newhart
I don't have a stack of scripts that, when I get home, studios are clamoring, saying, 'Has Bob read ours yet?'
— Bob Newhart
A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don't necessarily want to be alive.
— Bob Newhart
I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
— Jim Gaffigan
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
— Bob Newhart
I know Chuck Lorre personally, and am familiar with his work going back to 'Roseanne' and 'Cybil.'
— Bob Newhart
The first time I heard Richard Pryor, I knew he would be a major force in the world of comedy.
— Bob Newhart
I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.
— Bob Newhart
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention ... that antenna is always out there.
— Bob Newhart
I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.
— Bob Newhart
I love portraying the totally indifferent person.
— Bob Newhart
You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.
— Bob Newhart
You may have done 20 great shows in a row and come to one, and it doesn't work. You never presume anything.
— Bob Newhart
'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' was the best television, the best cast, the best-written television show ever.
— Bob Newhart
I have no intention of retiring; I can't imagine not doing stand-up. That's where I started and where I'll be.
— Bob Newhart
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
— Bob Newhart
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
— Bill Engvall
I'm not a classically trained actor. I'm not a product of Stavlovski method or anything like that.
— Bob Newhart
The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball.
— Ellen DeGeneres
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
— Bob Newhart
I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.
— Bob Newhart
I've been a very lucky actor.
— Bob Newhart
Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.
— Bob Newhart
I feel more comfortable in comedy.
— Bob Newhart
It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie.
— Bob Newhart
Funny is funny is funny.
— Bob Newhart
I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.
— Bob Newhart
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.
— Bob Newhart
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
— Bob Newhart
I would say I came from upper middle class family.
— Bob Newhart
I was very political when JFK ran.
— Bob Newhart
I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.
— Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
— Bob Newhart
I don't have a stack of scripts.
— Bob Newhart
I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'
— Bob Newhart
Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.
— Bob Newhart
I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.
— Bob Newhart
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that.
— Bob Newhart
All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
— Bob Newhart
I'd like to make a motion that we face reality. - BOB NEWHART, FROM THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
— Melody Beattie
I still feel 30, except when I try to run.
— Bob Newhart
Don't be silly and don't waste your time.
— Bob Newhart
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.
— Bob Newhart
I'm very open to the up-and-comers.
— Bob Newhart