New York Funny Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about New York Funny
New York Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational New York Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
But the day is coming when Jesus will return to earth and the reign of God will become an uncontested reality throughout the world.
— Zondervan Publishing
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.
— Agatha Christie
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
The audience includes subscribers, so you have to be careful.
— Michael Ritchie
Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
— Julian Casablancas
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
— Henny Youngman
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
Life unravels the way it does, and it has an effect on you, but you have to take responsibility for dealing with it.
— Shania Twain
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.
— Peter Capaldi
Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.
— Manohla Dargis
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
— Scott Adams
I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
— George Carlin
I don't love the media. I'm part of it, but you can't love a porcupine.
— Jonathan Dimbleby
Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.
— Malcolm Gladwell
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
