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But the day is coming when Jesus will return to earth and the reign of God will become an uncontested reality throughout the world. — Zondervan Publishing

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. — Agatha Christie

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota. — Frankie Boyle

The audience includes subscribers, so you have to be careful. — Michael Ritchie

Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov. — Jonathan Safran Foer

It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. — Julian Casablancas

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything." — Henny Youngman

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry

Life unravels the way it does, and it has an effect on you, but you have to take responsibility for dealing with it. — Shania Twain

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow. — Peter Capaldi

Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way. — Manohla Dargis

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab. — Scott Adams

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio. — George Carlin

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

The final cause, then, produces motion through being loved. — Aristotle.

I don't love the media. I'm part of it, but you can't love a porcupine. — Jonathan Dimbleby

Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about. — Malcolm Gladwell

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa. — Eugene Ormandy

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman