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New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By A.E. Via: Green called Curtis his son. And he was

Green called Curtis his son. And he was ready to go to war for him, like any good father would. — A.E. Via

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By George Burns: I worried about playing God (in the movie

I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods. — George Burns

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Bette Davis: What a fool I was to come to

What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent. — Bette Davis

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Lillian Hellman: It is a mark of many famous people

It is a mark of many famous people that they cannot part with their brightest hour. — Lillian Hellman

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Jarod Kintz: If you just give me a chance, I

If you just give me a chance, I could be the man you've never dreamed of and never wanted. — Jarod Kintz

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Those who waste time eventually become wasted

Those who waste time eventually become wasted — Sunday Adelaja

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Antoine De Saint-Exupery: I fly because it releases my mind from

I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin: Gourmandism is an act of judgment, by which

Gourmandism is an act of judgment, by which we prefer things which have a pleasant taste to those which lack this quality. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Valentino Rossi: If I test the car for a year

If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season. — Valentino Rossi

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Lance Berkman: Agile, athletic, sleek-all these things describe my game!

Agile, athletic, sleek-all these things describe my game! — Lance Berkman

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Tori Amos: I think doing variations on a classical theme

I think doing variations on a classical theme is a dangerous thing to do. — Tori Amos

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Chevy Stevens: If you want to become a writer, you

If you want to become a writer, you do need to be willing to make sacrifices. — Chevy Stevens

New Year Resolutions Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult: What you had could never make up for

What you had could never make up for what you'd lost. — Jodi Picoult