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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
— Orlando Bloom
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.
— Gloria Estefan
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
— Julian Casablancas
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
— Matt Groening
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
— George W. Bush
Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.
— Manohla Dargis
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
— Doug Stanhope
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.
— Peter Capaldi
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand
— David Coleman
I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
— George Carlin
You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.
— Laurann Dohner
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.
— Eugene Ormandy
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.
— Chandler Parsons
Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.
— Terry Pratchett
