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Someday you'll meet a girl, and if you marry her, the best advice I can give you is never go to bed mad, — Katherine Owen

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it. — Marilyn Manson

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook. — George Grossmith

Jake thanked God he had a son to put to bed when he knew somewhere there was a family, right now, waiting for someone who would never come home. — Lisa Scottoline

The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry. — Kris Kristofferson

Never go to bed with someone whose problems are greater than yours. — Studs Terkel

Compromise, communicate, and never go to bed angry - the three pieces of advice gifted and regifted to all newlyweds. — Gillian Flynn

If we were rational creatures we would never get out of bed or live or love. — Belinda Jeffrey

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it ... — John Mayer

Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands. — Pleasefindthis

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief. — Franz Schubert

(Really, thought Lib, who ever died exultingly? Whatever fool penned that phrase had never sat by a bed with his ears pricked for the last rasp.) Aged — Emma Donoghue

Rock should never be in bed with politics. — Alice Cooper

Nonsense. Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older, and then before you know it, they're grown. — J.M. Barrie

Shakespeare shoved into bed together words that scarcely knew each other before, had never even been introduced. — Melvyn Bragg

When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was. — Tony Curtis

I never indulge in rhyme or stanza Unless I'm in bed with the influenza. — Quintus Ennius

A man should never give promises in bed. — Robert Jordan

Film actually is a very strange thing - you can fly in, get off the plane, and climb into bed with somebody you've never met - and that's weird! — Sylvester McCoy

Then I'd crawl back into bed, smelling her all around me, and tell myself that next time, I would lock that window. But I never did. — Sarah Dessen

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield

Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry. — Patricia Briggs

And here I am, dying in my bed, like cattle die. May the eyes of cowards never sleep. — Khalid Ibn Al-Walid

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight. — William Congreve

A bed has never been required for your dick to find its way inside me." "No, it hasn't, — Laurelin Paige

I could die in this bed with him right now, wrapped in his arms and I would never know that I had died. — J.A. Redmerski

She never felt like she belonged anywhere,except for when she was lying on her bed, pretending to be somewhere else. — Rainbow Rowell

Daybreak is a never-ending glory; getting out of bed is a never ending nuisance. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm knocked out, I've never felt so physically and mentally exhausted, I'm quite stupid with it and long only for bed; but I am happy ... — Claude Monet

I never know what I'm going to want to curl up in bed with." I shrug.
"How about a man?" she retorts. — Alexandra Potter

I never manage to get to bed early on Sunday night but this doesn't matter, as I don't know one level of exhaustion from another. — Sophie Ellis-Bextor

The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future. — Crystal Woods

I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am. — Chavela Vargas

Unfortunately, I had a feeling I would never get to my bed as the vacuuming would strike me dead of an aneurysm. Death by Dyson. - Reed — Kate Brian

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street — Florence King

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

I never kissed my father until he was on his death bed. — Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. — Phyllis Diller

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. — George Carlin

I never met a man who was bad in bed and was good at life. — Samantha

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady. — Sydney J. Harris

May you never lay your head down, without a hand to hold. May you never make your bed out in the cold. — John Martyn

Can you imagine going to bed with Kierkegaard? He'd never stop asking, 'Can I do this to you? Is this okay? — Jonathan Franzen

Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older. — James M. Barrie

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body. — Joan Rivers

As my mother said, I never sprang out of bed with a glad shout! My voice needed oiling and then it took off. — Julie Andrews

I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full. — Chrissy Teigen

Thank God we can't see the future, we'd never get out of bed. — Tracy Letts

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've never been to bed with a mosquito. — Anita Roddick

Book lovers never go to bed alone. — Various

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up. — Ridley Pearson

Oh my God, I'm not letting you out of this bed until you are thoroughly debouched. Incest has never looked so fucking good before. — Annie George

Believe me, sir, never a night goes by, be I ever so tired, but I read the Word of God before I go to bed. — Douglas MacArthur

I am certain that I never did grow in grace one-half so much anywhere as I have upon the bed of pain. — Charles Spurgeon

I never get out of bed in the morning without having communion with God in the Spirit. — Smith Wigglesworth

At night, never go to bed without knowing what you'll write tomorrow. — Ernest Hemingway,

You eventually erase her contact info from your phone but not the pictures you took of her in bed while she was naked and asleep, never those. — Junot Diaz

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall

I've never had this problem, but that damn Russian brought his big ole penis into bed with me and now no other man even measures up! — Toni Aleo

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart. — Rachel Vincent

I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex. — Terry Crews

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. — Lisa Mantchev

And will 'a not come again?
And will 'a not come again?
No, no, he is dead,
Go to thy death bed:
He will never come again. — William Shakespeare

Any man who's not willing to take half a loaf in a negotiation, well, that man never went to bed hungry. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before. — Cate Blanchett

I never read in bed, only in my study. — Peter Ackroyd

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself. — Fred Savage

Never trust a woman who doesn't like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed. — Federico Fellini

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron. — Dane Cook

Never give a woman flowers to say I love you . Tell her how much you love her and you will wake up looking at the flowers beside her bed. — Colin Tegerdine

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

You and I have never shared a bank account or a child or a bed. But you are my wife. — Tawni O'Dell

You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit. — Cassandra Clare

Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed. — Tracy Letts

I may have said that I wanted to have an adventure," replied Miss Thane. "But I never said that I wanted to be murdered in my bed. — Georgette Heyer

At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees. — LaVyrle Spencer

A child should never go to bed, they only wake up a day older. — J.M. Barrie

I want to sleep in your bed."
Her thighs tingled. "You must really like my mattress."
He grinned. I never heard it called that, but yeah. — Stephanie Bond

Vittoria slipped off her robe. 'You've never been to bed with a yoga master, have you? — Dan Brown

It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive."
"Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. — Janet Evanovich

If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. — Anita Roddick

Even Saints, I believe, are never cannonized until years after they've been carried to bed on six men's shoulders. — Kasey Michaels

I crouched down beside her bed and lightly touched her forehead. Dont' worry, Nik. I'll never let you go. Never. — Brodi Ashton

I go to bed at 2 A.M. and get up at 7 A.M. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half. — Alexa Von Tobel

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams. — Joel Madden

I've liked women but I've never felt I wanted to give up my life completely. I've never wanted to go to bed with anybody. — Keith O'Brien

The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed. — Camilla Collett

I wish it had been a dream now and that I had never hooked the fish and was alone in bed on the newspapers. — Ernest Hemingway,

The night before the Nobel announcement every year, I've gone to bed feeling quite anxious. I was optimistic, and also I knew it might never happen. — Randy Schekman

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. — Terry Pratchett

You're sleeping in my bed."
"Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I'm sure."
"There's never been anyone in my bed but me. — Jamie McGuire

I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never get out. — Diane Castle

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. — Vance Havner

Honest, I won't ever do it again. I'll go straight, after this. I'll never go to bed again, if I can only sleep now. — Dorothy Parker

Never get out of bed before noon. — Charles Bukowski

He had broken one of the cardinal rules - Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself - and he'd been loving life ever since. They — Christopher Moore

He hated her because she was young and pretty and sexless,because he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so ... — George Orwell