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Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I could have written a misery memoir and

I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained. — Caitlin Moran

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Clive Barker: Funny that. We live in islands of Hours

Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ... — Clive Barker

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Bill Austin: I have a mind like a steel trap.

I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones: Funny the way it was never enough to

Funny the way it was never enough to swear and promise just the once. You seemed to have to rethink and repromise every time the subject came up. — Diana Wynne Jones

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By David Cross: I have always tried to use humor to

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Seanan McGuire: I have never wanted to punch a highway

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you have a drinking problem when

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Jonathan Winters: I have never pretended to be any kind

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Yasmine Galenorn: It's funny how, no matter what we have

It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied. — Yasmine Galenorn

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Noel Gallagher: I don't like John Terry and I never

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Adrian Edmondson: We have never been strictly political, only strictly

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny. — Adrian Edmondson

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Lev Grossman: Though the funny thing about never being asked

Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving. — Lev Grossman

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By A.A. Milne: They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. — A.A. Milne

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: People who think there's no good way to

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By Joel Kinnaman: I have a lot of funny friends, and

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts. — Joel Kinnaman

Never Have I Ever Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Divination is turning out to be much more

Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself. — J.K. Rowling