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Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
— Jerry Coleman
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?
— Dave Franklin
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.
— Ryan Hansen
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
— Erin Nicholas
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.
— Kirt J. Boyd
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject!
— Alexandra Bracken
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.
— Andrea Speed
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
— Al Yankovic
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.
— Tim Winton
One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.
— Rebecca McNutt
It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'
— Dominic Cooper
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
— Richard Marx
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.
— Neil Gaiman
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
— Jayne Meadows
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
Teasing is veiled hostility and is almost never funny, unless the teasee has openly agreed to relate that way.
— Sue Patton Thoele
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'.
— Adrian Barnes
