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There is nothing like tasting the grit of fear for rediscovering that the umbilical cord is made of piano wire. — Moss Hart

All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. — Steve Martin

However, neither occasion quite matched the levels of hilarity that ensued on the day Mr Miller sat on the corner of his desk and farted it to pieces. — Simon Pegg

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. — Charles J. Sykes

Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail. — Rachel Vincent

When I was 5, I wore a tie, and I wanted to change my name to Larry, which probably tipped my parents off that I was gay. — Laura Ricketts

Judging books by their covers is seriously underrated, and any book nerd who claims never to have done it is probably lying. — Amy Smith

I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER. — Ernest Cline

The sinner is at the heart of Christianity. No one is as competent as the sinner in matters of Christianity. No one, except a saint. — Charles Peguy

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. — Nenia Campbell

New Wave art was the rage of the eighties. Now it's exhibited in oldies-but-goodies museums, usually in black-and-pink frames. — Brad Holland

The preface? Why would he waste time with the preface? Skip the preface and move on to the meat of the thing! — Kenneth Oppel

I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain. — Julie Halpern

Seeing what someone's reading is like seeing the first derivative of their thinking. — Ben Casnocha

I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it. — Rachel Caine

As a feminine cocreator, having lived through the arc of evolution from 1929 to the present, I offer encouragement and vocational arousal to all! — Barbara Marx Hubbard

The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none. — Charles Dickens

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. — E.A. Bucchianeri

In a well-ordered universe ... camping would take place indoors. — Morgan Matson

Ah," said Magnus. "Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated. — Cassandra Clare

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy? — A.J. Wiliams

Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

The judge speaks in the name of justice,' he said. 'The priest speaks in the name of pity, which is only a higher form of justice.' (Bishop Myriel) — Victor Hugo

Nobody hears a single word you say, but you keep on talkin' till your dying day. — Led Zeppelin

I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do. — Benjamin Nugent