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Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.'

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game ... ' But then there's always another and another and another. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: It is a great rush to come up

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: A novel is too much of a commitment.

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: When a show has been on for so

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I have a wandering eye and a lazy

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Saturday Night Live was a show that I

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: You really have to be ambitious and have

You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I think Little Nicky was a divergence from

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: As a comedian, you're kind of like a

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I learned how to draw from being bored

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I've noticed a surge when I go out

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking

As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I really like to read when I'm eating

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I play a lot of sports. I'm not

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I tried to read the Bible, I did,

I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: If you want a transcript of tonight's program,

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off! — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: When I began doing stand-up, it took me

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: It's kind of fun when you're playing characters

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: When you discover that you are going to

When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: The hardest thing about moving to California from

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film,

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: It seems like all the sitcoms on now,

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: A special validates you as a stand-up by

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I'm on a strict running program. I started

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: The Outer Limits was one of those shows

The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: If people can't deal with their problems, they

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: The good thing about Weeds now is, I

The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I became a vegetarian after I became aware

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. — Kevin Nealon

Nealon Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Marriage is great. It'll calm you down -

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. — Kevin Nealon