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Maybe God gets nervous in places like this, the way I feel in restaurants with linen napkins, because if he does exist, I don't feel him here. — Marie-Helene Bertino

Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on the back of a napkin. — Peter Lynch

only back of the bar. A white-clad figure rushed — Zane Grey

True success is not measured by how much you have achieved but by how many times you've failed — Brian Leslie

XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language. — Charles Simonyi

I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that. — Drake

All that changing of plates and flapping of napkins while you wait 40 minutes for your food. — Hugh Casson

Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'? — Christopher Healy

Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency. — Margaret Mead

There was a sink for washing glasses and an assortment of cartoon napkins illustrating the lighter side of alcoholism. — David Sedaris

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin! — Mae West

I think Christmas is never really Christmas unless we have the snow on the ground. — James Joyce

me get you a napkin," a deep, worried voice said. Two patrons rushed over and shoved napkins in her direction. "Are you okay?" an older woman — Melissa Foster

I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything. — David Duffield

I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house. — Nina Conti

I have done that', says my memory. I cannot have done that - says my pride and remains unshakeable. Finally - memory yields. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin

I'm really bad at taking compliments, but whenever I get them, I tell myself, 'Way to go, girl' and move on. — Bipasha Basu

One entire wall is covered in pictures and Post-it notes and napkins and torn pieces of paper. — Jennifer Niven

I have this crazy collection of napkins and post-it notes I keep in a box under my desk, which I raid often and replenish constantly. — Catherine Cruzan

A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. — Theodore Roosevelt

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! — Christopher Walken

For holidays, I like doing special cheery touches around the table, like color-coordinating the plates and napkins to fit the theme. — Debi Mazar

Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs — Jerome Stern

So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth. — Angelina Grimke

Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin. — Rube Goldberg

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. — Mae West

No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with napkins. It's a fetish of mine. Don't worry - my shrink says it's harmless. — Zoe Sugg

At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. — Mason Cooley

and shoved napkins in her direction. "Are you okay?" an older woman asked. Tears sprang from the corners of Danica's closed eyes. Damn it. Her entire — Melissa Foster

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin. — Carmine Gallo

Have the faith you are enough, the temerity to realize you are worthy, and the hunger to be the man or woman people will adore and appreciate fully. — Robert J. Braathe

I thought about Cassidy, and how she pronounced "vitamin" the British way and hated when people took too many napkins in restaurants. — Robyn Schneider

It's as if the sea sucked away her past and left her empty. — Lois Lowry

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins. — Demetri Martin