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Napkins Quotes By Marie-Helene Bertino: Maybe God gets nervous in places like this,

Maybe God gets nervous in places like this, the way I feel in restaurants with linen napkins, because if he does exist, I don't feel him here. — Marie-Helene Bertino

Napkins Quotes By Peter Lynch: Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on

Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on the back of a napkin. — Peter Lynch

Napkins Quotes By Zane Grey: only back of the bar. A white-clad figure

only back of the bar. A white-clad figure rushed — Zane Grey

Napkins Quotes By Brian Leslie: True success is not measured by how much

True success is not measured by how much you have achieved but by how many times you've failed — Brian Leslie

Napkins Quotes By Charles Simonyi: XML is not a language in the sense

XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language. — Charles Simonyi

Napkins Quotes By Drake: I know I exaggerated things, now I got

I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that. — Drake

Napkins Quotes By Hugh Casson: All that changing of plates and flapping of

All that changing of plates and flapping of napkins while you wait 40 minutes for your food. — Hugh Casson

Napkins Quotes By Christopher Healy: Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with

Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'? — Christopher Healy

Napkins Quotes By Margaret Mead: Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in

Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency. — Margaret Mead

Napkins Quotes By David Sedaris: There was a sink for washing glasses and

There was a sink for washing glasses and an assortment of cartoon napkins illustrating the lighter side of alcoholism. — David Sedaris

Napkins Quotes By Mae West: Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin! — Mae West

Napkins Quotes By James Joyce: I think Christmas is never really Christmas unless

I think Christmas is never really Christmas unless we have the snow on the ground. — James Joyce

Napkins Quotes By Melissa Foster: me get you a napkin," a deep, worried

me get you a napkin," a deep, worried voice said. Two patrons rushed over and shoved napkins in her direction. "Are you okay?" an older woman — Melissa Foster

Napkins Quotes By David Duffield: I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins

I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything. — David Duffield

Napkins Quotes By Nina Conti: I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk

I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house. — Nina Conti

Napkins Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: I have done that', says my memory. I

I have done that', says my memory. I cannot have done that - says my pride and remains unshakeable. Finally - memory yields. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Napkins Quotes By Demetri Martin: I find that a shirt is most similar

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin

Napkins Quotes By Bipasha Basu: I'm really bad at taking compliments, but whenever

I'm really bad at taking compliments, but whenever I get them, I tell myself, 'Way to go, girl' and move on. — Bipasha Basu

Napkins Quotes By Jennifer Niven: One entire wall is covered in pictures and

One entire wall is covered in pictures and Post-it notes and napkins and torn pieces of paper. — Jennifer Niven

Napkins Quotes By Catherine Cruzan: I have this crazy collection of napkins and

I have this crazy collection of napkins and post-it notes I keep in a box under my desk, which I raid often and replenish constantly. — Catherine Cruzan

Napkins Quotes By Theodore Roosevelt: A man who has never gone to school

A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. — Theodore Roosevelt

Napkins Quotes By Christopher Walken: I've been married for 46 years, and I

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! — Christopher Walken

Napkins Quotes By Debi Mazar: For holidays, I like doing special cheery touches

For holidays, I like doing special cheery touches around the table, like color-coordinating the plates and napkins to fit the theme. — Debi Mazar

Napkins Quotes By Jerome Stern: Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces,

Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs — Jerome Stern

Napkins Quotes By Angelina Grimke: So precious a talent as intellect never was

So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth. — Angelina Grimke

Napkins Quotes By Rube Goldberg: Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through

Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin. — Rube Goldberg

Napkins Quotes By Mae West: The censors wouldn't even let me sit on

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. — Mae West

Napkins Quotes By Zoe Sugg: No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with

No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with napkins. It's a fetish of mine. Don't worry - my shrink says it's harmless. — Zoe Sugg

Napkins Quotes By Mason Cooley: At the dinner table, if you can't think

At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. — Mason Cooley

Napkins Quotes By Melissa Foster: and shoved napkins in her direction. "Are you

and shoved napkins in her direction. "Are you okay?" an older woman asked. Tears sprang from the corners of Danica's closed eyes. Damn it. Her entire — Melissa Foster

Napkins Quotes By Carmine Gallo: The most exciting business ideas fit on the

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin. — Carmine Gallo

Napkins Quotes By Robert J. Braathe: Have the faith you are enough, the temerity

Have the faith you are enough, the temerity to realize you are worthy, and the hunger to be the man or woman people will adore and appreciate fully. — Robert J. Braathe

Napkins Quotes By Robyn Schneider: I thought about Cassidy, and how she pronounced

I thought about Cassidy, and how she pronounced "vitamin" the British way and hated when people took too many napkins in restaurants. — Robyn Schneider

Napkins Quotes By Lois Lowry: It's as if the sea sucked away her

It's as if the sea sucked away her past and left her empty. — Lois Lowry

Napkins Quotes By Demetri Martin: I still like paper books. Like, book is

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins. — Demetri Martin