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It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change. — Brian Setzer

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. — Courteney Cox

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose. — Jonathan Tropper

I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns

In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself. — George Orwell

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country. — Sol Luckman

I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. — Michael Emerson

I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works. — Tori Amos

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. — David Spade

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny. — Tea Leoni

I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny. — Melonie Diaz

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself. — Ronald Reagan

In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies. — Voltaire

No vampires? You know, the kind that sparkle? I giggle to myself, thinking "Go Team Edward!" - Willow — Mira Monroe

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. — Mila Kunis

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress

It became a gamble to myself whether I was able to do the exact same film ["Funny Games"]under very different circumstances. — Michael Haneke

It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater. — Charles Kimbrough

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist. — Jennifer Bosworth

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died. — Mitch Hedberg

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid. — Leonardo DiCaprio

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. — Jill Shalvis

I never feel like laughing when things are funny," he said. "I just think to myself, 'Now, that's funny. — Rainbow Rowell

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things — George W. Bush

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day

Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you. — Stephen Schneider

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself. — Moira J. Moore

Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself. — J.K. Rowling

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. — Aaron Paul

I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. — Jennifer Garner

I remember love. It's what I have to keep on reminding myself. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. — Melina Marchetta

Try to think like a human,' said Gant, lolling in one of the club chairs.
'Why should I restrict myself so severely? — Neal Asher

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand

I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. — Patricia C. Wrede

I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin. — Katie McGrath

I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it. — Jim Butcher

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time. — Terry Crews

I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?"
"The penis is a dead giveaway. — Jill Knowles

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. — Bill Murray

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? — Doug Stanhope

It's funny, because I don't think of myself as a novelist. I think of myself as a writer. — Susanna Clarke

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. — Frank Gorshin

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. — Lena Dunham

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. — Claudia Gray

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.
Ren — Colleen Doran

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. — Kasie West

I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known. — Peter Hedges

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ... — Tsugumi Ohba

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. — Jerry O'Connell

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself — Joe Royle

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell

I've always surrounded myself with funny people. — Leslie Mann

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me. — Stephenie Meyer

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. — Yvette Nicole Brown

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. — Woody Allen

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. — Hillary Clinton

It's not that I can't express myself,
it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself. — Kim Myungsoo

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself. — Bauvard

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it. — Carrie Fisher

I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid. — Larry Dixon

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson

Funny how when I was in this room, I breathed easier. When I saw her, the muscles in my shoulders loosened. I could just ... be myself. — Jenny B. Jones

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself. — Benny Bellamacina

To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so. — Tom Althouse

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand

I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek! — Colin Salmon

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield