Myself Funny Quotes
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It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change.
— Brian Setzer
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
— Lois Greiman
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.
— Jonathan Tropper
I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself.
— George Orwell
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work.
— Michael Emerson
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
— David Spade
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
— Britney Spears
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
— Melonie Diaz
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.
— Ronald Reagan
In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
No vampires? You know, the kind that sparkle? I giggle to myself, thinking "Go Team Edward!" - Willow
— Mira Monroe
I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.
— Mila Kunis
It became a gamble to myself whether I was able to do the exact same film ["Funny Games"]under very different circumstances.
— Michael Haneke
It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater.
— Charles Kimbrough
So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
— Jennifer Bosworth
I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
— J.K. Rowling
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
— Will Rogers
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
— Marc Maron
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.
— Bill Burr
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
I never feel like laughing when things are funny," he said. "I just think to myself, 'Now, that's funny.
— Rainbow Rowell
I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things
— George W. Bush
Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you.
— Stephen Schneider
Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself.
— Moira J. Moore
Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself.
— J.K. Rowling
I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.
— Aaron Paul
I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time.
— Jennifer Garner
I remember love. It's what I have to keep on reminding myself. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you.
— Melina Marchetta
Try to think like a human,' said Gant, lolling in one of the club chairs.'Why should I restrict myself so severely? — Neal Asher
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
— Russell Brand
I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.
— Patricia C. Wrede
I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.
— Katie McGrath
I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.
— Terry Crews
I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?""The penis is a dead giveaway. — Jill Knowles
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
— Doug Stanhope
It's funny, because I don't think of myself as a novelist. I think of myself as a writer.
— Susanna Clarke
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
— Lena Dunham
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.Ren — Colleen Doran
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time.
— Kasie West
I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known.
— Peter Hedges
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ...
— Tsugumi Ohba
I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself
— Joe Royle
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
— Brian Regan
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.
— Steve Carell
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
— Leslie Mann
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
— Stephenie Meyer
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
— Woody Allen
It's not that I can't express myself,it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself. — Kim Myungsoo
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
— Karen Salmansohn
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
— Chelsea Handler
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
— Joe Haldeman
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.
— Carrie Fisher
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
— Larry Dixon
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
— Nigella Lawson
Funny how when I was in this room, I breathed easier. When I saw her, the muscles in my shoulders loosened. I could just ... be myself.
— Jenny B. Jones
The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.
— Benny Bellamacina
To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.
— Tom Althouse
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
