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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more? — John Lennon

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife. — Larry McMurtry

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

Confucius say wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. — Confucius

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. — Michael Jordan

[Garry Essendine]: That is no prostitute, but the wife of one of my best friends! — Noel Coward

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me. — Ryne Sandberg

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting. — Allen Lacy

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates — Samuel Richardson

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. — Robert A. Heinlein

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning. — Jeff Kent

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are. — Mark Hoppus

The wife of a self-admirer must expect a very cold and negligent husband. — Samuel Richardson

I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care of my wife and children. — Irving Penn

Like many of my fellow preachers I acknowledge that my best and severest critic is my wife. — D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton

This is my wife, Trish. The Good Lord overwhelms her on occasion. I find it best to just ignore it, — Kristen Ashley

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. — Charles Farrar Browne

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases. — William Makepeace Thackeray

My wife is always by far the best-dressed person anywhere we go. And remember, we are surrounded by rich people who can afford to buy Â£20,000 gowns. — Leon Max

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic. — Steve Carell

The best thrill is standing on stage and playing - other than being married to my wife. — John Tesh

The longest journey I have ever taken is the love for my wife, it never ended. — Adel Abouhana

My daily schedule is quite hectic, but I have to put my health first in order to be the best mom and wife I can be. — Ellen Pompeo

My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. — Bill Engvall

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. — Jim George

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented. — Henry Rollins

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well. — Gary Sheffield

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. — Victor Hugo

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

Double of wife , mean you a live Double of life. — As I See

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. — Jake LaMotta

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth. — Alan J. Heeger

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in. — Danielle Schneider

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife. — Mike Royer

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale