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I asked if you'd rather me keep my shirt on."
"No. Why?"
"Should we throw a tarp over the statue of David while we're at it? — Ophelia London

I have to go around with my shirt open so that I have enough room for my chest. — Laura Hillenbrand

Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer. — Andrew Ferguson

When his shirt hit the floor, I'm pretty sure my judgment walked right out the door. — Jillian Dodd

My breath in the cold air was bleach that accidentally spilled on a black t-shirt. — Heather O'Neill

My soul is like my worn-out Van Gogh t-shirt; threadbare and full of holes — J. Matthew Nespoli

Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks. — P.C. Cast

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off — Soulja Boy

You should smile more often.'
'Can't.' He grunted as he opened her shirt to expose her chest. 'My face might freeze like that. — Larissa Ione

My father had bought him a shirt
that said Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun? — Tara Sivec

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing. — Leopold Fechtner

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green

There's almost a T-shirt feeling to wearing my evening dresses. — Tadashi Shoji

Tears are pouring down my cheeks like tiny rivers, soaking my shirt with dark patches of my salty happiness. — A.R. Von

Over the years, I've had a few roles where I've had to take my shirt off. I've kind of been the 'shirt-off' guy. — Dean Geyer

I follow her, my black shirt open and flying in the wind behind me like a vampire's cape. Either that or the grim reaper's. — Simone Elkeles

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt. — Madonna Ciccone

Oh, come on. You know you want to see me with my shirt off. — Laura Howard

I'm not my name. My name is something I wear, like a shirt. It gets worn. I outgrow it, I change it. — Jerry Spinelli

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. — Ryan Stiles

Normally, I am a little insecure about myself without a shirt on, as my days of being attractive are now behind me. — Rick Moody

A few minutes later, she comes out of my bedroom wearing one of my t-shirts, and it might almost be worse than seeing her in no shirt at all. — Katja Millay

I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that. — Drake

He was wearing a T-shirt that said "Judge a moth by the beauty of its candle." He was my candle, but I was not his. I decided I was okay with that. — Sarah Black

If you're going to touch my wife, you'd better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my sister? — Kristen Proby

Yeah, I know. These days, weird is my life. I should get that on a T-shirt. — Kelley Armstrong

My son has a T-shirt that says, "Discipline doesn't cure Asperger's. But thanks for your concern. — Jennifer Cook O'Toole

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? — Kiersten White

Tacky T-shirts that said things like "My crazy Grandma traveled to India and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." They — Chris Colfer

She shakes her head, fisting hands into my t-shirt and sobbing into my neck. And all I can think about is how good this feels — Poppet

My Pocahontas-meets-seventies-Cher-style shirt. Oh, how I loved that shirt — Jenny Han

SOME DAYS I LOOK BACK ON MY LIFE AND I'M EXTREMELY IMPRESSED I'M STILL ALIVE. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

For me there was never a lot of glamor involved in being a junkie, it was about trying to hide the puke and bloodstains on my shirt. — Jerry Stahl

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up? — Dick Gregory

I think my style is classic - I like wearing jeans and a white button-up shirt. — Kim Kardashian

I pull my T-shirt over my face and am about to plunge in when it occurs to me that I'm approaching this, as Kiernan would say, far too linearly. — Rysa Walker

I was never NOT confident about doing scenes without my shirt - and now I'll find any excuse to take my shirt off! — Tyler Posey

I have the Italian flag embroidered onto all my dress-shirt cuffs. I am very proud to be Italian. — Lapo Elkann

Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y. — Sarah Rees Brennan

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt. — Hope Davis

I'm kind of shy, to be honest. If I go to the pool or something, I keep my shirt on unless I'm getting in the water. — Larry Fitzgerald

I do not exchange my shirt with ASSASSINS — Cristiano Ronaldo

My favorite shirt to sleep in is the one my birth mom was wearing when she died in my arms. Morbid for some perhaps but comforting to me. — Jillian Barberie

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

There's no shame in owning a New Kids on the Block t-shirt. They were my first concert when I was eight. — Zoe Lister-Jones

I did a whole concert in Atlanta with my fly open, and I had a black suit on and a white shirt. My white shirt was protruding from the fly. — Al Green

My life is just like a soap opera filmed in a psychiatric ward. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

As much as I like you in my shirt, I'd rather see it on the floor. — Kylie Griffin

If people like to see me with my shirt off, it's enormously flattering. But that doesn't mean I'm going to take my shirt off all the time. — Henry Cavill

would I be proud to wear my typed words on a t-shirt in public for the next hundred years? — Erik Qualman

Kissing her again, softly, I leave my t-shirt next to her pillow.
It's the silent promise that I'll come back again tonight. — Poppet

OHYEAHHHH!!!OHYEAH!!LOL ITS T-SHIRT TIIME..LOL.HAAHHAAHAHA.IM SO SO MISSING MY BABY LOL.GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...LOL.ILU BABYBOY.... — Babygirl Daniels

If commercialization is putting my art on a shirt so that a kid who can't afford a $30,000 painting can buy one, then I'm all for it. — Keith Haring

Ahhh, friday... My second favorite F-word. -T-shirt — Darynda Jones

He shoved up my shirt, exposing the red satin bra I'd decided to wear while cleaning his house for no particular reason I cared to acknowledge. — Joanna Wylde

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit! — Cher

It was so quiet you could hear a fly run into a wall. Everyone was staring at me like I'd just pulled up my shirt and asked for some beads. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

She pushed my chest like she wanted me off of her, but her fingers had my shirt clutched in them and I knew she was full of shit. She wanted me. — S.C. Stephens

Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt? — Rachel Vincent

I want to hold you like a kitten in my shirt, and still I want to spread your thighs and plow ye like a rotting bull. I dinna understand myself. — Diana Gabaldon

I pressed my lips against his shirt. When I think about my future I see you. — Jamie McGuire

His shirt is covered in my sorrow and stained with my tears. — H.M. Ward

When I'm relaxed, jeans and a shirt are my uniform. — Monica Bellucci

I reach down and pull off my shirt, revealing an incredible set of abs that can only be attained after years of strenuous dentistry. — Chuck Tingle

I went to a Catholic School, and underneath my school uniform, I wore a metal shirt. — George Stroumboulopoulos

He'd wait. I turned to go into the house and he pulled me back. His hands slid under my shirt and my breath caught. The wire, — Janet Evanovich

I wish I could change my sex as easily as I can change my shirt. — Andre Breton

She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle. — Drake

Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did. — Madonna Ciccone

I get burnt in the sun, so there's no point me getting pecs for when I take my shirt off in the summer. — Brian O'Driscoll

Misery loves company, which explains my sudden popularity. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

He felt warm and familiar. He felt solid and safe. I wanted to cling to his shirt, bury my face into the warm curve of his neck, and never let go. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.' — Kristen Stewart

Every day I'll wear your memory like a favorite shirt upon my back — Richard Thompson

I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a stain on my shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty. — Avril Lavigne

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I love my work with a frenetic and perverse love, as an ascetic loves the hair shirt which scratches his belly. — Gustave Flaubert

It's hot out there." I prowl toward her, pulling off my shirt. I maybe flex my abs a little- anything for my girl. — Ainsley Booth

A kiss for a kiss.
Your shirt for mine.
Break my heart, I'll break yours. — Jolene Perry

This blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off. — David Levithan

Next time you're wearing the 'look at my titties' shirt, and I'm filling the tank. — Mira Grant

the sleeves of my chocolate-scented T-shirt. — Carole Matthews

Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of my productivity
-T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

Iran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my "Go Iran" T-shirt? — Conan O'Brien

His cologne was practically hijacking my ovulation cycle and I had to fight the urge to let my face collapse onto his shirt and inhale. — R.S. Grey

You came back for me."
"I protect my investments." Investments.
"I'm glad I'm bleeding all over your shirt. — Leigh Bardugo

I died at Lake Silencio and all my wife got me was this lousy T-shirt. — Joseph Lidster

Imagined my character as a plate or shirt that had been manufactured incorrectly and was therefore useless. — Susanna Kaysen

I'm not going to take my shirt off in every movie. — Morris Chestnut

I have a perfect body, it's in my trunk.
T-shirt — Darynda Jones

I just had an out-of-body experience. Niall Stella just took off my shirt and admired my chest." "Do you need to text someone? — Christina Lauren

The shirt hung to my knees.
He smirked. "You are tiny."
I stuck out my tongue at him. "You're just huge."
He winked. — Cambria Hebert

My eyes swept down to his soft black t-shirt that read: "don't do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables". — R.S. Grey

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts ... — Ward Churchill

There's a young man in a T-shirt listening to a rock and roll station. He's got greasy hair, greasy smile, he says, Lord this must be my destination. — John Mellencamp

Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt. — Sherrilyn Kenyon