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I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
— H.L. Mencken
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
— Cassandra Clare
He returned my smile with a half grin. So what do you blog about? Knitting? Puzzles? Being lonely?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I don't like half the folks I love.
— Paul Thorn
A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
— Mitch Hedberg
Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki
— Rick Riordan
Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch of snow will compel me to dress like a lumberjack.
— Gayle Forman
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier
— Woody Harrelson
Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.
— Moira Young
A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what size of the onion, the dish or the woman
— Terry Pratchett
You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.
— Rutina Wesley
When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone.
— Leelee Sobieski
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
— Cassandra Clare
I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People.
— David Mitchell
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.
— Charlie Huston
It's funny: half my films were flops, half did well. It would be terrible if I'd had only success.
— Claude Lelouch
