My Old Man Quotes: top 95 famous quotes about My Old Man

My Old Man Quotes & Sayings

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My old man is a man of few words. — Scott Eastwood

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. — Tommy Tran

My teacher said once that every man faces seven enemies in his lifetime. Sickness, hunger, betrayal, envy, greed, old age, and then death ... — Osamu Tezuka

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police. — Moms Mabley

Honor and duty will ride upon my shoulders till the day I die, like the old man of the sea, who once picked up can never be put dow. — Simon R. Green

I guess you can look at me, and tell I'm the old man. My name is BB King. — B.B. King

As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, "Remember when we were like that, Ed?" To which the old man replies, "My memory is not that good. — Anna Bloom

Hard weather, says the old man. So let it be. Wrap me in the weathers of the earth, I will be hard and hard. My face will wash rain like the stones. — Cormac McCarthy

My father is an old man, my lord. Well past forty. His fighting days are done. — George R R Martin

I'm trying to find a man to share my life with, but it's not been easy. I'm a 35-year-old woman with two small children. — Nicole Kidman

It will be a great story when I'm an old man telling my grandkids that I was once the best player in the world. — Luke Donald

My big fish must be somewhere. — Ernest Hemingway,

My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts; — H.P. Lovecraft

Normally, I'm a grumpy old man - whenever I read about celebrity, I start to grind my teeth and pull my hair; it seems synonymous with idiocy. — Mal Peet

I am so old-fashioned. I've never lived with a man. I am completely about the independence of paying my own rent. — Suheir Hammad

With apologies to all my past boyfriends, I never loved a man the way I loved my old apartment. — Jami Attenberg

I think I was around 15 when my Dad was 40 and thought, "Man he's old. There's no way I'll be skating at that age." — Christian Hosoi

My friends joke I'm a 90-year-old stuck in a young man's body. — Douglas Booth

What's really important for me is, as an old man, I'm known by my own generation and the next generation know me, too. — Christopher Lee

Now, settle down, settle down. Hell, I'm an old man, it's early in the morning and I'm gathering my thoughts here. — Donald Rumsfeld

No plumbline could fathom the depths of my faithlessness !! LMS says this to the rector who comes in to visit him in hospital as an old man !! — John Francis Byrne

A fat old man has disturbed my day, coming to tell me that he has sold my childhood to a museum in Cincinnati. — A.M. Homes

Do not open that door until I'm in my room. I may be old and losing my hair, but I still want to look nice for a handsome man. — Rachel Hauck

I'm just a simple man standing alone with my old brushes, asking God for inspiration. — Peter Paul Rubens

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

And what was the song which she sang? Ah, my little man, I am too old to sing that song, and you too young to understand it. — Charles Kingsley

That old man ... had my division massacred at Gettysburg! — George Pickett

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old. — Michael Caine

I was 28 when I played the role of a 65 year old man in my first film. — Anupam Kher

You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five year old. — Ally Walker

The terror is strong because we don't act like the riot." Pigpen spits likes he's a viper showing his fangs full of venom. "My old man--he's Riot. — Katie McGarry

My old man was eighty-six per cent white bread and a hundred per cent asshole. — James Sallis

My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage. — Drew Chadwick

The old man smiled. 'I shall not die of a cold, my son. I shall die of having lived. — Willa Cather

Games? War is not a game, my friend. Games are for small children and old men like me. War is a young man's blighted delight — Renee Ahdieh

With time, when I was very old and in my twenties, I might find a man to love, not one forced upon me ... — Catherine Gilbert Murdock

My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.' — Robert A. Heinlein

I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn. — Michael Wilbon

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. — Rodney Dangerfield

Although I am an old man, night is generally my time for walking. — Charles Dickens

I have a two year old. Just turned two a couple weeks ago, and he is my main man, he is my shadow. Every spare second, I am hanging with him. — Rodney Atkins

He's what my old mum would call a bombastic little nit of a man. — Jacqueline Winspear

Do you think ... ?
'I do sometimes, my boy,'admitted the old man. 'When I can't avoid it. — John Boyne

In my lifetime, I may have put too much emphasis on winning, because here I am an old man and the only fun I've had is winning, and that's ridiculous. — Bear Bryant

I'm an old man, and all my life I've said that Notre Dame should remain independent because it's a national school. — Lou Holtz

I'm going to sound like an old man but at my age, it's lovely doing something that you've never done before. — Roddy Doyle

Nations are like men - growing old, never young. My son had the misfortune to be a young man of an old nation. — Gene Wolfe

My old man always told me never do anything during the day that will keep you awake at night. — Jonathan Dunne

I don't know what to saw about a man who calls a perfectly adorable three-year old a fucker, but "my hero" comes to mind. — Kelly Corrigan

I'm a thirty-six-year-old man, and I almost came in my pants. — Jasinda Wilder

I taught myself to name my name,
To bark back, loosen love and crying;
To ease my woman so she came,
To ease an old man who was dying. — W. D. Snodgrass

Sweep me the room as clean as you can, Up with the window, fling out my old man! — Jacob Grimm

I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have that kinda money to put out. — Bob Uecker

Listen you little turd, don't tell me my business. It's not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled.
"But Green ... Yikes, that stings! — Judy Byington

I adore my dad. He's a 78-year-old man and my inspiration. — Shakira

Why you keep telling me to be careful, Old man ?
Your stupidity doesn't deserve my sacrifice, Kiddo. — Toba Beta

The old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest. — David Thorne

I'm not old school, like, "Aw, man, I gotta do my music like I did in '98." I just go with the flow. I don't try to change anything. — Juicy J

My old man always told me to retrace my steps, but what's the point if I can't remember where my feet are, let alone my footsteps... — Jonathan Dunne

The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating. — Sonny Liston

I took a fresh pack of Luckies, a mint called Sen-Sen, my old man's Trojans. — Billy Joel

In my heart, I'm just a kid from the council houses. I can remember the old cottage and my dad coming round with the tin bath. I'm not a rich man. — Terry Pratchett

That old woman taught me my catechism! said the young man; and there was a world of meaning in this simple comment. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks. — Rodney Dangerfield

My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle. — Tracy Chapman

You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you — Mark Twain

My old man tried to force on me a notion of what it was to be a 'man.' And it destroyed my dad. — Sam Shepard

Since I was eight years old. I didn't have a TV, so comic books were definitely my television, my soap operas, and all that. — Method Man

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. — Rodney Dangerfield

My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels. — Robert A. Heinlein

I want to reach everybody, from the little girls who are 3 years old, to the grandmother who watches my soap, to a young man in love. — Thalia

I saved my soul, replied my father
For this, firstly, you should have one, old man — Yasmina Khadra

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! — Rodney Dangerfield

Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you were. — Neil Young

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a ... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man. — Noel Gallagher

I read The Old Man and the Sea but my eyelids bled from the toothpicks that I used to keep them open. — Augusten Burroughs

I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man — Terrence Howard

I'm turning into an old man. I own four pairs of oxfords, my stories get a little long winded, and my neighbors play their music too loud. — Christy Hall

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John

My ideal man is dead white old and on a green sheet of paper. — Nicki Minaj

How slow
This old moon wanes! she lingers my desires,
Like to a stepdame, or a dowager,
Long withering out a young man's revenue. — William Shakespeare

I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William. — Josh Billings

You seem damn sure of yourself for a man your age?"
"I am as old as I can be at my age. I don't know very much, but I know the water. — Howard Fast

I lived with the terrible knowledge that one day I would be an old man still waiting for my real life to start. Already, I pitied that old man. — Pat Conroy

I feel most comfortable in an old pair of jeans, Converse, and a man's jersey. My best friend cuts my hair with kitchen scissors. — Jane Birkin

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started! — Rodney Dangerfield

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. — George Santayana

My old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up. — Robert A. Heinlein

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson. — Eddie Murphy

In the good old days when I was a senator, I was my own man. — Joe Biden

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." — Rodney Dangerfield

My favorite dance move is the 'Old Man.' — Austin Mahone

With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight. — Rodney Dangerfield