My Old Lady Quotes

She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions. — Kelley Armstrong

Lady Gaga has a lot of energy, and that is fantastic, but she is using old surrealist images. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street. — Claes Oldenburg

Every trick is an old one, but with a change of players, a change of dress, it comes out as new as before. — Lady Gregory

I think I'm going to end up as one terrific old lady! — Kathryn Harrold

As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, "Remember when we were like that, Ed?" To which the old man replies, "My memory is not that good. — Anna Bloom

My old lady wouldn't like me putting a dead chick under our house. She's real particular about smells. — Bijou Hunter

We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle. — John Sandford

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs. — Mick Jagger

No old lady called her old man sweetie. Joker fucking loved it from Carrie. — Kristen Ashley

You aren't old enough to have such regrets."
"Pain doesn't respect age, my lady. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Women in mystery fiction were largely confined to little old lady snoops - amateur sleuths - who are nurses, teachers, whatever. — Marcia Muller

Got a little - well - feeble as you might say. Of course, she was never dangerous; she was the sweetest old lady. — Katherine Mansfield

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say. — Vicki Lawrence

No, I mean I'm claiming her for real. Now. I'm done fucking around. Gonna make her my old lady. — Joanna Wylde

I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits. — Christina Aguilera

I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady. — Victoria Moran

I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again. — Flannery O'Connor

The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine. — Judy Horacek

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady. — Ginnifer Goodwin

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. — Neil Young

No old lady would be that conniving if she didn't have a little spunk left in her. — Susan Ornbratt

I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores. — Lykke Li

I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself. — Joanna Wylde

Do you think this would make a good gift for a little old lady?" (Substitute "little old lady" for any other relative of yours.) — Roosh V

The term 'lady' has been so misused, that I like better the old-fashioned term, woman. — Fanny Fern

Every...woman," the old lady said, "loves a ...rogue. — Mary Balogh

There's an old saying. Never send a boy to do a man's job, send a lady. — John F. Kennedy

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen. — Maude Royden

It was an old fashioned house
the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, which a lady in a novel might like to be persecuted in. — Susanna Clarke

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. — Lenny Bruce

One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club. — Flannery O'Connor

Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James and Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye. — Tom Waits

In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch". — Tomie DePaola

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John

'My Fair Lady' will never get old for me. — Lisa O'Hare

You know, I'm trying to sometimes sit down and write some stories about my childhood and maybe one when I'm an old lady put them out like a book. — Shelby Lynne

I would that I were an old beggar
Rolling a blind pearl eye,
For he cannot see my lady
Go gallivanting by. — William Butler Yeats

Have you seen my grandson?" "He's fighting," said Harry. "Naturally," said the old lady proudly. "Excuse me, I must go and assist him. — J.K. Rowling

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it. — Sinead O'Connor

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple. — Helen Oyeyemi

I love you, Li. You're mine. My woman. My property. My fuckin' old lady...my fuckin' forever. — Tillie Cole

I've been trying to play old-lady parts since I was in my 20s, so I look forward to all of that. — Melissa McCarthy

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

My daughter is almost a young lady. She's going to be 10 years old in December and I want to be there day-in and day-out. — Gloria Estefan

I know about graffiti,' I say, and the words come out as if I'm an old lady saying she likes the hip-hop. — Cath Crowley

I really don't know," the old lady brought out hesitatingly, "you see I've never sold the dead before. — Nikolai Gogol

I don't want to die an old lady. — Edith Piaf

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. — Mark Twain

Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said slyly. 'Put a cat to watch a flock and the wolves eat well. — Bernard Cornwell

I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me. — Sara Paxton

I hope to work till I'm an old lady. — Tamra Davis

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady. — Florence King

My last performance Some old lady drops the mic And kills everyone I — Rick Riordan

"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy. — Charles Dickens

Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check? — Stephen King

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. — Deb Caletti

He was a throwback to a lady's old romantic notion of how a man should act. [Giovanni Tempesta] — Vincent B. "Chip" LoCoco

My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims. — Charles Dickens

Of course, an old wine is like an old lady, and traveling can disturb her. — Julia Child

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. — Louis Nizer

Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies? — Mira Grant

First you are young, then you are middle aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." Lady Diana Cooper — Marcia Tucker

Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief. — Marcel Proust

Lady of the Mere, Sole-sitting by the shores of old romance. — William Wordsworth

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady. — Florence Welch

She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady. — Drew Magary

The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest. — John Arlott

There is only one thing wrong about the Flo Hyman Award: it came to be named for the Old Lady of Volleyball much too soon. — George Vecsey

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights. — Chuck Palahniuk

Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet. — John Dryden

It was an old, old, old, old lady,
And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see. — Henry Cuyler Bunner

It is the old battle, between those who use a toothbrush and those who don't. — Lady Gregory

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. — Guy De Maupassant

I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts! — Jane Elliot

And her old Uncle William used to say a lady is known by
her shoes and her gloves. — Virginia Woolf

Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it reminds me of my mom. — Phoebe Tonkin

She ain't no whore," the old man had grumbled. "She's a lady. And the lady likes leather. — Seth Skorkowsky

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it! — Emily Carr