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She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions.
— Kelley Armstrong
Lady Gaga has a lot of energy, and that is fantastic, but she is using old surrealist images.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.
— Claes Oldenburg
Every trick is an old one, but with a change of players, a change of dress, it comes out as new as before.
— Lady Gregory
I think I'm going to end up as one terrific old lady!
— Kathryn Harrold
As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, "Remember when we were like that, Ed?" To which the old man replies, "My memory is not that good.
— Anna Bloom
My old lady wouldn't like me putting a dead chick under our house. She's real particular about smells.
— Bijou Hunter
We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle.
— John Sandford
I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.
— Mick Jagger
Women in mystery fiction were largely confined to little old lady snoops - amateur sleuths - who are nurses, teachers, whatever.
— Marcia Muller
Got a little - well - feeble as you might say. Of course, she was never dangerous; she was the sweetest old lady.
— Katherine Mansfield
No, I mean I'm claiming her for real. Now. I'm done fucking around. Gonna make her my old lady.
— Joanna Wylde
I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits.
— Christina Aguilera
I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.
— Victoria Moran
I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.
— Flannery O'Connor
I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out!
— Andrew Dice Clay
I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores.
— Lykke Li
I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself.
— Joanna Wylde
Do you think this would make a good gift for a little old lady?" (Substitute "little old lady" for any other relative of yours.)
— Roosh V
Every...woman," the old lady said, "loves a ...rogue.
— Mary Balogh
There's an old saying. Never send a boy to do a man's job, send a lady.
— John F. Kennedy
If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.
— Maude Royden
It was an old fashioned house
the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, which a lady in a novel might like to be persecuted in. — Susanna Clarke
the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, which a lady in a novel might like to be persecuted in. — Susanna Clarke
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.
— Lenny Bruce
One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club.
— Flannery O'Connor
Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James and Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye.
— Tom Waits
In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch".
— Tomie DePaola
'My Fair Lady' will never get old for me.
— Lisa O'Hare
You know, I'm trying to sometimes sit down and write some stories about my childhood and maybe one when I'm an old lady put them out like a book.
— Shelby Lynne
I would that I were an old beggar
Rolling a blind pearl eye,
For he cannot see my lady
Go gallivanting by. — William Butler Yeats
Rolling a blind pearl eye,
For he cannot see my lady
Go gallivanting by. — William Butler Yeats
Have you seen my grandson?" "He's fighting," said Harry. "Naturally," said the old lady proudly. "Excuse me, I must go and assist him.
— J.K. Rowling
I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.
— Sinead O'Connor
I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.
— Helen Oyeyemi
I love you, Li. You're mine. My woman. My property. My fuckin' old lady...my fuckin' forever.
— Tillie Cole
I've been trying to play old-lady parts since I was in my 20s, so I look forward to all of that.
— Melissa McCarthy
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
My daughter is almost a young lady. She's going to be 10 years old in December and I want to be there day-in and day-out.
— Gloria Estefan
I know about graffiti,' I say, and the words come out as if I'm an old lady saying she likes the hip-hop.
— Cath Crowley
I really don't know," the old lady brought out hesitatingly, "you see I've never sold the dead before.
— Nikolai Gogol
I don't want to die an old lady.
— Edith Piaf
Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said slyly. 'Put a cat to watch a flock and the wolves eat well.
— Bernard Cornwell
I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me.
— Sara Paxton
I hope to work till I'm an old lady.
— Tamra Davis
I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.
— Florence King
"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.
— Charles Dickens
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.
— Deb Caletti
He was a throwback to a lady's old romantic notion of how a man should act. [Giovanni Tempesta]
— Vincent B. "Chip" LoCoco
My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims.
— Charles Dickens
Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies?
— Mira Grant
First you are young, then you are middle aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." Lady Diana Cooper
— Marcia Tucker
Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief.
— Marcel Proust
Lady of the Mere, Sole-sitting by the shores of old romance.
— William Wordsworth
I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.
— Florence Welch
She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.
— Drew Magary
There is only one thing wrong about the Flo Hyman Award: it came to be named for the Old Lady of Volleyball much too soon.
— George Vecsey
A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It was an old, old, old, old lady,
And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see. — Henry Cuyler Bunner
And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see. — Henry Cuyler Bunner
History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.
— Guy De Maupassant
I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts!
— Jane Elliot
Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it reminds me of my mom.
— Phoebe Tonkin