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My Old Lady Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: She's useful to me, I'm useful to her.

She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions. — Kelley Armstrong

My Old Lady Quotes By Alejandro Jodorowsky: Lady Gaga has a lot of energy, and

Lady Gaga has a lot of energy, and that is fantastic, but she is using old surrealist images. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

My Old Lady Quotes By Claes Oldenburg: I am for an art that tells you

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street. — Claes Oldenburg

My Old Lady Quotes By Lady Gregory: Every trick is an old one, but with

Every trick is an old one, but with a change of players, a change of dress, it comes out as new as before. — Lady Gregory

My Old Lady Quotes By Kathryn Harrold: I think I'm going to end up as

I think I'm going to end up as one terrific old lady! — Kathryn Harrold

My Old Lady Quotes By Anna Bloom: As we move further away I can hear

As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, "Remember when we were like that, Ed?" To which the old man replies, "My memory is not that good. — Anna Bloom

My Old Lady Quotes By Bijou Hunter: My old lady wouldn't like me putting a

My old lady wouldn't like me putting a dead chick under our house. She's real particular about smells. — Bijou Hunter

My Old Lady Quotes By John Sandford: We ain't in California no more," Pilate said.

We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle. — John Sandford

My Old Lady Quotes By Mick Jagger: I should think that being my old lady

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs. — Mick Jagger

My Old Lady Quotes By Kristen Ashley: No old lady called her old man sweetie.

No old lady called her old man sweetie. Joker fucking loved it from Carrie. — Kristen Ashley

My Old Lady Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You aren't old enough to have such regrets.""Pain

You aren't old enough to have such regrets."
"Pain doesn't respect age, my lady. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My Old Lady Quotes By Marcia Muller: Women in mystery fiction were largely confined to

Women in mystery fiction were largely confined to little old lady snoops - amateur sleuths - who are nurses, teachers, whatever. — Marcia Muller

My Old Lady Quotes By Katherine Mansfield: Got a little - well - feeble as

Got a little - well - feeble as you might say. Of course, she was never dangerous; she was the sweetest old lady. — Katherine Mansfield

My Old Lady Quotes By Vicki Lawrence: That's my opportunity to hide behind that old

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say. — Vicki Lawrence

My Old Lady Quotes By Joanna Wylde: No, I mean I'm claiming her for real.

No, I mean I'm claiming her for real. Now. I'm done fucking around. Gonna make her my old lady. — Joanna Wylde

My Old Lady Quotes By Christina Aguilera: I still have my eyes on the prize:

I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits. — Christina Aguilera

My Old Lady Quotes By Victoria Moran: I realize that I'm a mature woman and

I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady. — Victoria Moran

My Old Lady Quotes By Flannery O'Connor: I have to write to discover what I

I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again. — Flannery O'Connor

My Old Lady Quotes By Judy Horacek: The line between angry young woman and grumpy

The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine. — Judy Horacek

My Old Lady Quotes By Ginnifer Goodwin: I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady. — Ginnifer Goodwin

My Old Lady Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: There was an old lady who lived in

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

My Old Lady Quotes By Neil Young: You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. — Neil Young

My Old Lady Quotes By Susan Ornbratt: No old lady would be that conniving if

No old lady would be that conniving if she didn't have a little spunk left in her. — Susan Ornbratt

My Old Lady Quotes By Lykke Li: I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite

I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores. — Lykke Li

My Old Lady Quotes By Joanna Wylde: I'll be your old lady and I'll wear

I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself. — Joanna Wylde

My Old Lady Quotes By Roosh V: Do you think this would make a good

Do you think this would make a good gift for a little old lady?" (Substitute "little old lady" for any other relative of yours.) — Roosh V

My Old Lady Quotes By Fanny Fern: The term 'lady' has been so misused, that

The term 'lady' has been so misused, that I like better the old-fashioned term, woman. — Fanny Fern

My Old Lady Quotes By Mary Balogh: Every...woman," the old lady said, "loves a ...rogue.

Every...woman," the old lady said, "loves a ...rogue. — Mary Balogh

My Old Lady Quotes By John F. Kennedy: There's an old saying. Never send a boy

There's an old saying. Never send a boy to do a man's job, send a lady. — John F. Kennedy

My Old Lady Quotes By Maude Royden: If you want to be a dear old

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen. — Maude Royden

My Old Lady Quotes By Susanna Clarke: It was an old fashioned house the sort

It was an old fashioned house
the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, which a lady in a novel might like to be persecuted in. — Susanna Clarke

My Old Lady Quotes By Lenny Bruce: I know what "custody" [of the children] means.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. — Lenny Bruce

My Old Lady Quotes By Flannery O'Connor: One old lady who wants her head lifted

One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club. — Flannery O'Connor

My Old Lady Quotes By Tom Waits: Somebody said I sound like an old lady,

Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James and Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye. — Tom Waits

My Old Lady Quotes By Tomie DePaola: In a town in Calabria, a long time

In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch". — Tomie DePaola

My Old Lady Quotes By Elton John: My old man is drunker than a barrel

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John

My Old Lady Quotes By Lisa O'Hare: 'My Fair Lady' will never get old for

'My Fair Lady' will never get old for me. — Lisa O'Hare

My Old Lady Quotes By Shelby Lynne: You know, I'm trying to sometimes sit down

You know, I'm trying to sometimes sit down and write some stories about my childhood and maybe one when I'm an old lady put them out like a book. — Shelby Lynne

My Old Lady Quotes By William Butler Yeats: I would that I were an old beggarRolling

I would that I were an old beggar
Rolling a blind pearl eye,
For he cannot see my lady
Go gallivanting by. — William Butler Yeats

My Old Lady Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Have you seen my grandson?" "He's fighting," said

Have you seen my grandson?" "He's fighting," said Harry. "Naturally," said the old lady proudly. "Excuse me, I must go and assist him. — J.K. Rowling

My Old Lady Quotes By Sinead O'Connor: I don't feel like me unless I have

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it. — Sinead O'Connor

My Old Lady Quotes By Helen Oyeyemi: I feel like an old lady; my hero

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple. — Helen Oyeyemi

My Old Lady Quotes By Tillie Cole: I love you, Li. You're mine. My woman.

I love you, Li. You're mine. My woman. My property. My fuckin' old lady...my fuckin' forever. — Tillie Cole

My Old Lady Quotes By Melissa McCarthy: I've been trying to play old-lady parts since

I've been trying to play old-lady parts since I was in my 20s, so I look forward to all of that. — Melissa McCarthy

My Old Lady Quotes By Steven Wright: When I was in boy scouts, I slipped

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

My Old Lady Quotes By Gloria Estefan: My daughter is almost a young lady. She's

My daughter is almost a young lady. She's going to be 10 years old in December and I want to be there day-in and day-out. — Gloria Estefan

My Old Lady Quotes By Cath Crowley: I know about graffiti,' I say, and the

I know about graffiti,' I say, and the words come out as if I'm an old lady saying she likes the hip-hop. — Cath Crowley

My Old Lady Quotes By Nikolai Gogol: I really don't know," the old lady brought

I really don't know," the old lady brought out hesitatingly, "you see I've never sold the dead before. — Nikolai Gogol

My Old Lady Quotes By Edith Piaf: I don't want to die an old lady.

I don't want to die an old lady. — Edith Piaf

My Old Lady Quotes By Mark Twain: Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. — Mark Twain

My Old Lady Quotes By Bernard Cornwell: Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said

Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said slyly. 'Put a cat to watch a flock and the wolves eat well. — Bernard Cornwell

My Old Lady Quotes By Sara Paxton: I will become an old, wrinkly lady one

I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me. — Sara Paxton

My Old Lady Quotes By Tamra Davis: I hope to work till I'm an old

I hope to work till I'm an old lady. — Tamra Davis

My Old Lady Quotes By Florence King: I've always said that next to Imperial China,

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady. — Florence King

My Old Lady Quotes By Rick Riordan: My last performance Some old lady drops the

My last performance Some old lady drops the mic And kills everyone I — Rick Riordan

My Old Lady Quotes By Charles Dickens: "Then what can you want to do now?"

"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy. — Charles Dickens

My Old Lady Quotes By Stephen King: Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say

Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check? — Stephen King

My Old Lady Quotes By Deb Caletti: But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. — Deb Caletti

My Old Lady Quotes By Vincent B.

He was a throwback to a lady's old romantic notion of how a man should act. [Giovanni Tempesta] — Vincent B. "Chip" LoCoco

My Old Lady Quotes By Charles Dickens: My dear young lady, crime, like death, is

My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims. — Charles Dickens

My Old Lady Quotes By Julia Child: Of course, an old wine is like an

Of course, an old wine is like an old lady, and traveling can disturb her. — Julia Child

My Old Lady Quotes By Louis Nizer: A beautiful lady is an accident of nature.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. — Louis Nizer

My Old Lady Quotes By Mira Grant: Do I give money to charity and help

Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies? — Mira Grant

My Old Lady Quotes By Marcia Tucker: First you are young, then you are middle

First you are young, then you are middle aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." Lady Diana Cooper — Marcia Tucker

My Old Lady Quotes By Marcel Proust: Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the

Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief. — Marcel Proust

My Old Lady Quotes By William Wordsworth: Lady of the Mere, Sole-sitting by the shores

Lady of the Mere, Sole-sitting by the shores of old romance. — William Wordsworth

My Old Lady Quotes By Florence Welch: I like to wear clothes that I will

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady. — Florence Welch

My Old Lady Quotes By Drew Magary: She crossed her legs and kicked out her

She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady. — Drew Magary

My Old Lady Quotes By John Arlott: The batsman's technique was like an old lady

The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest. — John Arlott

My Old Lady Quotes By George Vecsey: There is only one thing wrong about the

There is only one thing wrong about the Flo Hyman Award: it came to be named for the Old Lady of Volleyball much too soon. — George Vecsey

My Old Lady Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: A little old lady sitting at the front

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights. — Chuck Palahniuk

My Old Lady Quotes By John Dryden: Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit,

Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet. — John Dryden

My Old Lady Quotes By Henry Cuyler Bunner: It was an old, old, old, old lady,And

It was an old, old, old, old lady,
And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see. — Henry Cuyler Bunner

My Old Lady Quotes By Lady Gregory: It is the old battle, between those who

It is the old battle, between those who use a toothbrush and those who don't. — Lady Gregory

My Old Lady Quotes By Guy De Maupassant: History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. — Guy De Maupassant

My Old Lady Quotes By Jane Elliot: I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in

I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts! — Jane Elliot

My Old Lady Quotes By Virginia Woolf: And her old Uncle William used to say

And her old Uncle William used to say a lady is known by
her shoes and her gloves. — Virginia Woolf

My Old Lady Quotes By Phoebe Tonkin: Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm

Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it reminds me of my mom. — Phoebe Tonkin

My Old Lady Quotes By Seth Skorkowsky: She ain't no whore," the old man had

She ain't no whore," the old man had grumbled. "She's a lady. And the lady likes leather. — Seth Skorkowsky

My Old Lady Quotes By Emily Carr: My mountain is dead. As soon as she

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it! — Emily Carr