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One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.
— Demetri Martin
We are destined to be together forever. We have a card that says so. Gypsy Mummy is never wrong.
— Dean Koontz
You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman and marries her, he's what he is.
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Julia heard from her mummy that fairies were gentle creatures with singing voices just like the mermaids.
— Magda M. Olchawska
MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.
— Ambrose Bierce
God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody," he said bitterly. "We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even the odds.
— Elizabeth Peters
Where's your hat?"He squints at me. "Mer? Is that you? Do I need my scarf? Will it be cold, Mummy? — Stephanie Perkins
My words are like Mummy: butterflies trapped inside a net.
— Holly Bodger
I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.
— Khalia Hades
I mean, it was a mummy movie. It was a good film independent of its source. It that looks like Lawrence of Arabia on steroids in a lot of ways.
— Brendan Fraser
Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my silly old collar-bone's bust.
— John Betjeman
My mama is my feeding bottle ... She never goes empty no matter how deep I sip! Thank you mum!
— Israelmore Ayivor
Rick: Can you swim? Evelyn: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.
Rick: [throwing her overboard] Trust me. It calls for it. — Max Allan Collins
There is nobody as brave as a baby taking his/her first non-stop 5 steps alone from Mummy's hand to daddy's hand ... trust me on that
— Sameh Elsayed
The only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?'
— John Lennon
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
Why are they burying daddy? Mummy? Mummy! Make 'em stop! Daddy can't go to work like this!
— Hiromu Arakawa
I am a resurrected ancient mummy with frog DNA. Anything seems possible at this point.
— Anna Durand
He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.
— Eoin Colfer
So the I.F. is spying on Earth.""Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard."
"Good to know you're looking out for us, Mummy. — Orson Scott Card
Appearing in Mummy and Daddy's room in the middle of the night and claiming to be "scared" is strictly verboten.
— Jonathan V. Last
I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
— Curly Howard
I could always escape into this demi-monde of homosexuality, which I feel really indebted to. It stopped me being a 'mummy's boy.'
— Rufus Wainwright
I'm a great mummy. I've mapped out all the fun spots in every city.
— Sarah McLachlan
I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus.
— Louise Rennison
twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar,
— Vladimir Nabokov
I'm back ... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.
— Margaret Thatcher
I'm a bit of a mummy's boy.
— Tinie Tempah
To me, a yummy mummy is a mum in her twenties, like Donna Air.
— Trinny Woodall
Knowing Miss Hisselpenny's constitution, if the mummy were gruesome enough, dinner might just be revisited.
— Gail Carriger
My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.
— Beeban Kidron
Either an ancient cursed Egyptian mummy has come back to life and is trying to kill the people next door, or they're watching a movie.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'm a proper mummy's boy.
— Shayne Ward
They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.
— Gail Carriger
Don't tell Mummy,' he said, giving me a slight shake. 'This is our secret, Antoinette, do you hear me?
— Toni Maguire
A mother made a deal with her daughter, "You teach me Snapchat. I will not bother you on Whatsapp.
— Bhavik Sarkhedi
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
— Bill Hicks
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
— Craig Ferguson
At half past three, in the ditch of the night, Alice said: Oh, Mummy, too bad! Fading roses, this garden's over.
— Stephen King
Alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,then went to the cabinet
where the snack food was kept. — Tim Burton
Mummy always told me, you should never let a man see your feelings or the contents of your handbag.
— Sophie Kinsella
At one time, we all were Gods.
— Bjorn Street