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My Momma Said Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly that when she was

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

My Momma Said Quotes By Langston Hughes: They rung my bell to ask me.Could I

They rung my bell to ask me.
Could I recommend a maid.
I said, yes, your momma. — Langston Hughes

My Momma Said Quotes By D.B.C. Pierre: Get it out of your head that wine's

Get it out of your head that wine's just a drink. Real wine is like a missing human gene. It vaccinates you against mundanity, against bad life. — D.B.C. Pierre

My Momma Said Quotes By Pharoahe Monch: His momma said, Donovan why are you, on

His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? — Pharoahe Monch

My Momma Said Quotes By Jack Kornfield: To live fully is to let go and

To live fully is to let go and die with each passing moment, and to be reborn in each new one. — Jack Kornfield

My Momma Said Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Momma always said that a true lady never

Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My — Carolyn Brown

My Momma Said Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God.

Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown

My Momma Said Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor that when I rang

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

My Momma Said Quotes By Dorothea Benton Frank: Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used

Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. — Dorothea Benton Frank

My Momma Said Quotes By Ben Casnocha: If frequency with which you cite an education

If frequency with which you cite an education credential does not decrease over the course of your life, you're not accomplishing very much. — Ben Casnocha

My Momma Said Quotes By James Buchanan: My momma always said bossy was good for

My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. — James Buchanan

My Momma Said Quotes By Woody Allen: The great question of philosophy remains: If life

The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup? — Woody Allen

My Momma Said Quotes By Joe Schwartz: Momma always said when Randy got an idea

Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. — Joe Schwartz

My Momma Said Quotes By Jerry Lee Lewis: My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. — Jerry Lee Lewis

My Momma Said Quotes By Various: *** Yo momma so stupid that when I

*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various

My Momma Said Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Strange how short-sighted being invisible can make you.

Strange how short-sighted being invisible can make you. — J.K. Rowling

My Momma Said Quotes By Clive Barker: He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said

He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker

My Momma Said Quotes By J. Lynn: Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I

Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud? — J. Lynn

My Momma Said Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: It is neutral if you go under spell

It is neutral if you go under spell in your first love; but if it happens for a second time you have mistaken love with something else. — M.F. Moonzajer