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I suppose he'll just have to do," she amended. "You'll have to suffer in silence with your male model ... I feel for you."
"Oh, stop it, Molly. — Alexandra Adornetto

Ambition is the capacity for unhappiness. — Manu Joseph

I like my body so much better after I had kids. Is that a crazy thing to say? I'm more womanly. I feel sexier. — Reese Witherspoon

It took me seven years of writing before I published my first story. And then, the publications trickled in over the next five years. — Rob Roberge

I wanted to be in 'Star Wars' when I was six years old. I asked my mom for two years, and she told me I was crazy. — Jennette McCurdy

If my mom was made, you'd hear wild and crazy Chinese. If it was my dad, he got his white man voice on. — Eddie Huang

When I was a new mom, I used to think that life was going to be balanced, and I strived for that. But life is crazy! — Brooke Burke

The drink you spilt all over me
'Lover's Spit' left on repeat
My mom and dad let me stay home
It drives you crazy, getting old — Lorde

Real forgiveness in close relationships is never easy. It can't be rushed or engineered. — Sharon Salzberg

I'm a real Luddite. — Louise Rennison

My mom was always late. It drove me crazy as a child. So I'm always on time - or early. — Jodie Foster

I'm an adrenaline junkie. I love climbing crazy trees or cliffs, which doesn't make my mom very happy. — Stephen Colletti

My real name is Amethyst. It sounds like a stage name. My mom is kind of crazy. — Iggy Azalea

Huh. What a dope! Wait till Mom hears about this. He's so in trouble now. You know how crazy she gets about malaria. — T.K. Naliaka

When you are in the future, the past looks different. — Richard Mottram

Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember. — Ciara

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her. — Seth Rogen

I'm a substitute mom."
"You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail. — Ilona Andrews

Even a clock has teeth and time has a bite all of its own. — Gregory Maguire

Yes, Mom, we're trying to save the world from a crazy guy who's using magic statues to cause terrible weather. — John Bellairs

I walked into adventure and adventure has given me blisters. — Andrea K. Host

My mom and brother are both doctors, and it seems crazy that so many people think science is a mutable idea. — Megan Amram

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt. — Ilona Andrews

Some days I really love being a mom, and some days I don't! It's crazy - I'm tired of packing lunches! — Michelle Monaghan