My Mama Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about My Mama

My Mama Quotes & Sayings

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I didn't have a mother; I had a mama. I measure other women by the stature of my mama. — Al Green

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show. — Terry McMillan

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?' — Erma Bombeck

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling. — Al Yankovic

For my mum, to whom I'd turn in a heartbeat. — Non Pratt

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness. — Dov Davidoff

mama, you taught me to look pretty but i can't anymore, and i am learning that's okay. i am learning to sharpen my teeth and rule kingdoms, instead. — Arlen C.

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for. — Tupac Shakur

Mama sewed the rags together, sewing every piece with love. She made my coat of many colors that I was proud of. — Dolly Parton

You may be my new princess. But your mama is my queen. — Rachel Van Dyken

It was hell, hugging my Mama from a jail cell. — Tupac Shakur

I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both. — Kelsea Ballerini

My family is really, really Southern - I had two uncle Bubbas, and grandparents that we called Big Mama and Big Daddy. — Laura Lippman

Somebody will be upset and say I got rich and deserted my female people; No offense, but the only black woman I ever loved is my mama — Taye Diggs

Do you like biscuits? My mama makes the best — Malinda Martin

Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend. — Maggie Stiefvater

You are the greatest wife of all times and I love you so much more' said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita — Lailah Gifty Akita

If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it. — Trick Daddy

Honesty, like my mama always says, is always the best policy. — Kelly Rowland

I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY! — Tanya Masse

If you make my children, make any child, feel bad for who they are, I will teach you why people fear mama grizzlies more than papa grizzlies. — Patricia Briggs

My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the same time — Muhammad Ali

I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama's boy. It was a pretty happy childhood. — Woody Harrelson

My mother's white, and she didn't know how to do my hair, so I had something that I always call white-mama hair. — Jami Floyd

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

I left Texas A&M because my school called me. Mama called, and when Mama calls, then you just have to come running. — Bear Bryant

I'm always the person who's taking everyone else's kid and putting them on my hip, so I've kinda always been a mama. — Blake Lively

Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance. — James Brown

Hecuba had the mistaken notion, just like my poor mama, that all a girl had to do was to get married and all her problems were solved overnight. — Costas Taktsis

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of ... here. — C. JoyBell C.

I saw 'Y Tu Mama Tambien' with my mom. It was really awkward. — Stephanie Sigman

Pretty much I don't regret anything that has happened in my life. One thing is I wish I could have spent more time with my mama and my pa. — Kurupt

My mama loved me more than anybody ever did. — George Jones

My mama told me in college, 'I love you, and you're God's child, but natural beauty will only take you so far.' — Robin Roberts

My mama is my feeding bottle ... She never goes empty no matter how deep I sip! Thank you mum! — Israelmore Ayivor

I got three whippings a day from my mama. — Evander Holyfield

But unlike Mama, I would not go to heaven. My secrets padlocked the gates. I'd be a torn kite stuck in the dead branches of a tree, unable to fly. — Ruta Sepetys

Oh, I'm sorry. My mama died when I was seventeen. She must have forgotten to teach me some manners.' ~ Chris Chambers — Destiny Booze

My guitar wants to kill your mama. — Frank Zappa

Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away. — Paul Simon

What little family I got is in Mississippi. A whole lot of them died before I left, and my sister died a long time ago, before my mama did. — Pinetop Perkins

When I was born, my mama's pussy had the new car smell. — Ryan Montgomery

Mama seemed to do only what my father wanted, and yet we lived the way my mother wanted us to live. — Lillian Hellman

Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place — Tupac Shakur

I am not here to make anyone happy. What I am here for is to claim my life, my mama's death, our losses and our triumphs, to name them for myself. — Dorothy Allison

Mama always said barefoot and pregnant was not my style. She knew. — Barbara Kingsolver

I was use to wearing things that accentuated and flattered my bust and waist (just shakin' what my mama gave me) and definitely not my thighs. — Erica Schroeder

Before you ask some girl for her hand now, keep your freedom for as long as you can now. My Mama told me, you better shop around. — Smokey Robinson

If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You don't deserve my AWESOME! — Tanya Masse

Mama, put my guns in the ground, I can't shoot them anymore. That long black cloud is coming down. — Bob Dylan

I'm a mama's boy because everything I do is with respect to my mother. I won't do a movie or a video that would bring disrespect to my mother. — Mr. T

My mama's white and my papa is black. I'm your worst fucking nightmare, — Tillie Cole

When I was in fourth grade I was drawing Jordans when my mama couldn't afford them. — Kanye West

When my Mama asks me will I ever change, I tell her yeah ... But it's clear I will always be the same until the end of time. — Tupac Shakur

My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama — Vinnie Paz

My mama was a rocker way back in fifty-three, buys them old records that they sell on TV. — Tom Petty

Let me tell you something. I ain't scared of nothing. I came out my mama. — Lil Boosie

I'm the only hell my Mama ever raised. — Johnny Paycheck

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck. — Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

When they finally left, I called my baby mama Honey to let her know where I was gon' be staying at, in case I needed to see my daughter. — Shvonne Latrice

When an answer finally comes to me, I know I've completely lost all my wits - or as my mama used to tell my father, I have a few screws loose. — Brandy Nacole

Nobody controls me but my mama and God. — Randy Moss

When I was about seven, I started touring the globe as part of New York's La MaMa theater company - without my parents! — Diane Lane

She sicker than my mama was when she die. But she more evil than my mama and that keep her alive. — Alice Walker

My mama didn't raise any fools and she didn't raise any heroes. — Amanda Hocking

Right. Love you, Ty."
"Done to my bones, mama, right back at you. — Kristen Ashley

My boy doesn't want to come out of there baby, he missed his mama. — Jordan Silver

When the ball that was my heart ws broken, ... laughter fell out. — Beatrice Wood

My mother is my friend
Who shares with me her bread
All my hopelessness cured!
Her company makes me secured! — Israelmore Ayivor

When I was a baby, my mama told me son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno. — Johnny Cash

Mama, humanity is my business. — Philip Zimbardo

My mama used to say the blues is an ailment that don't like no sunshine in the room. — Lisa Wingate

Just remember, when your mother's gnawing my ankle like a furious mama bear separated from her cum, I did it for you. — Cassandra Clare

I think my song that reminds me of Mama is "I'm A Survivor" because she is one. — Reba McEntire

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld

In my day, in my era, Ralph McDaniels, just being five and being at his block party, you could just got onstage. — Lil' Mama

My father had a very violent temper, and he was never home. So I was kind of a mama's boy. — Marilyn Manson

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! — Tanya Masse

When I was a little baby, my mama she said Son.Travel where you will and grow to be a manAnd sing what must be sung, poor boySing what must be sung. — Hoyt Axton

My mama used to say if you frown on the outside long enough, eventually you'll grow a frown on the inside, too. — Lisa Wingate

I may drink too much and play too loud, hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd. That don't mean I don't respect my mama or Uncle Sam. — Tracy Byrd

I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show. — Ricki Lake

My mama's purpose had been to love and to be loved. — Jennifer Niven

My mama used to say, 'Are you sad? Then just wait a minute. — Shannon Hale

And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy's floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it. (Charles) — Georgette Heyer

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. — Felipe Esparza

Does it ever occur to you, Mama, that my grandfather is a lunatic? — Georgette Heyer

I myself was so often hell-bound from my sinful pride that I was sinfully proud of it. Mama — Tabitha King

To wake up to the sound of my son saying 'Mama, mama!' It's the best sound ever. — Miranda Kerr

Rock and roll hoochie koo, lawdy mama, light my fuse. — Rick Derringer

My mamma says I shouldn't go on the other side ... My mama says the same thing. But she never said nothing about sitting on it — Jacqueline Woodson

My mother is my pastor
She teaches me the Bible
I love her as my mentor
She tells me to be humble! — Israelmore Ayivor

Good for you, Ethan. That's what my poor mama would've said. Ma'am. — Kami Garcia

May God's grace awaken the heart of writing in my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita. — Lailah Gifty Akita

My kids don't need to see a supermama. They need to see a mama who needs a Super God. — Sarah Mae

My mother is my doctor
Caring for me when am ill
I will love her forever till
We are gone to our creator! — Israelmore Ayivor

My mama taught me that anything worth doing in life should be a little scary. — Terry McMillan

Mama, don't forget to put a little monument on my tomb when I'm dead — Alexei Nikolaevich

Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare. — Ol' Dirty Bastard