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I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. — Charlotte Shane

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. — Janet Jackson

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke. — David Arnold

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers

If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger