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My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Well, since you've come into my life, you've

Well, since you've come into my life, you've been a constant source of entertainment while simultaneously driving me insane. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Propp: MacPherson told me that my theorem can be

MacPherson told me that my theorem can be viewed as blah blah blah Grothendieck blah blah blah, which makes it much more respectable. — Jim Propp

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I spent most of my adult life essentially

I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I am somebody who - my path to

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim DeMint: It has always been my plan not to

It has always been my plan not to serve more than two terms. — Jim DeMint

My Jim Quotes By Jim Crace: Lots of people hate my stuff.

Lots of people hate my stuff. — Jim Crace

My Jim Quotes By Jim Messina: My experience with Buffalo Springfield was that they

My experience with Buffalo Springfield was that they did not rehearse. — Jim Messina

My Jim Quotes By Jim Carrey: I expected that most of my career would

I expected that most of my career would be in dramatic acting. My hero was James Dean. — Jim Carrey

My Jim Quotes By Jim Foglesong: I'm just kind of a music junkie. Whatever

I'm just kind of a music junkie. Whatever I'm doing at the moment is my favorite. — Jim Foglesong

My Jim Quotes By Jim Hodges: My big concern is keeping people off the

My big concern is keeping people off the highways today, so that we have no further accidents — Jim Hodges

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: purple is my favorite color that isn't black,

purple is my favorite color that isn't black, and — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Diamond: I'm delighted to be Number 1, but next

I'm delighted to be Number 1, but next week I don't want people to buy my record, I want them to buy Band Aid. — Jim Diamond

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'd hate to find out that the universe

I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my persecution complex. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Lehrer: My writing is extremely important, so I write

My writing is extremely important, so I write every day. I just enjoy it. I get a kick out of it. — Jim Lehrer

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: My cat walked on my face just after

My cat walked on my face just after dawn. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: Spear and magic helmet," I said in my

Spear and magic helmet," I said in my best Elmer Fudd voice. "Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting vampires. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Broadbent: I never was a great Thatcher fan, and

I never was a great Thatcher fan, and it wasn't a sad day in my life when she resigned. — Jim Broadbent

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Well my chocolate is so good I could

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jessica Hahn: Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn,

Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust. — Jessica Hahn

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's a shadelight. Some of my men put

It's a shadelight. Some of my men put one up whenever I lose a member of the crew. To light his shade's way back to his bunk, so he can rest. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Rogers: Most of my thoughts, you couldn't print.

Most of my thoughts, you couldn't print. — Jim Rogers

My Jim Quotes By Jim Cramer: I've lost tremendous amounts of money in various

I've lost tremendous amounts of money in various markets and I think that that's something that makes you better at my job, not worse. — Jim Cramer

My Jim Quotes By Jim Jefferies: No matter how successful I got, my mother

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically. — Jim Jefferies

My Jim Quotes By Tony McCoy: My first winner was on Legal Steps, in

My first winner was on Legal Steps, in Ireland, at Thurles, in March 1992. I rode for Jim Bolger, and his stable jockey was Christy Roche. — Tony McCoy

My Jim Quotes By Jim Goldberg: I have the great privilege of being both

I have the great privilege of being both witness and storyteller. Intimacy, trust and intuition guide my work. — Jim Goldberg

My Jim Quotes By Jim McKay: Working on the film really made me confront

Working on the film really made me confront my opinions about change and gentrification. — Jim McKay

My Jim Quotes By Jim Palmer: I hate the cursed Oriole fundamentals ... I've

I hate the cursed Oriole fundamentals ... I've been doing them since 1964. I do them in my sleep. I hate spring training. — Jim Palmer

My Jim Quotes By Dave Ramsey: Good to Great by my friend Jim Collins.

Good to Great by my friend Jim Collins. — Dave Ramsey

My Jim Quotes By Jim C. Hines: Any factual errors that remain are entirely the

Any factual errors that remain are entirely the fault of Bob, who snuck into the offices at DAW to try to sabotage my book. I hate that guy. — Jim C. Hines

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: My imagination needs therapy.

My imagination needs therapy. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Harrison: My heart must open to the cosmos with

My heart must open to the cosmos with no langauage unless we invent it moment by moment in order to breathe. — Jim Harrison

My Jim Quotes By Jim DeMint: I don't have the support inside Washington or

I don't have the support inside Washington or even inside my own party. — Jim DeMint

My Jim Quotes By Jim Coleman: I've had a lot of highs in my

I've had a lot of highs in my life and a lot of lows, some pivotal experiences, and in ways I feel like I've already lived a couple of lives. — Jim Coleman

My Jim Quotes By Dan Fouts: One of the great things personally coming to

One of the great things personally coming to Hawai'i is my friendship of Jim Nicholson. — Dan Fouts

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: My wife always asks me why I don't

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Starlin: Obviously my best strategy is to wait, listen,

Obviously my best strategy is to wait, listen, and learn. — Jim Starlin

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: There has been this belief among the Catholic

There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Furyk: My only goal is to look back at

My only goal is to look back at the end of each year and see that I have improved. — Jim Furyk

My Jim Quotes By Jim Valvano: My father gave me the greatest gift anyone

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. — Jim Valvano

My Jim Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't pull out because ... it's not

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Carrey: My dad was like a stage mother he

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted. — Jim Carrey

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Goad: Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body. — Jim Goad

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: She is not a cookie. Neither is she

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Capaldi: Far From Home was also my idea from

Far From Home was also my idea from a magazine I'd seen. — Jim Capaldi

My Jim Quotes By Jim Thome: The strongest thing I put into my body

The strongest thing I put into my body is steak and eggs. I just eat. I'm not a supplement guy. Steroids are not even a thought. — Jim Thome

My Jim Quotes By Jim C. Hines: I've tried to write deep and serious. I

I've tried to write deep and serious. I spent years working to write a story that would make my writing group cry. — Jim C. Hines

My Jim Quotes By Jim Lehrer: My conscience is clear.

My conscience is clear. — Jim Lehrer

My Jim Quotes By Jim Rash: For there to be a 'Community' movie just

For there to be a 'Community' movie just seems like an appropriate way for the show to go out. That would be my perfect end. — Jim Rash

My Jim Quotes By Jim Caviezel: In my 33rd year, I was called to

In my 33rd year, I was called to play Jesus. — Jim Caviezel

My Jim Quotes By Jim Harrison: Fifty years ago I learned to jump off

Fifty years ago I learned to jump off the calendar but I kept getting drawn back on for reasons of greed and my imperishable stupidity. — Jim Harrison

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: I looked, noted details mechanically, and quietly shut

I looked, noted details mechanically, and quietly shut the door on the part of my head that had started screaming the second I entered the room. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Diane Abbott: My mother liked Jim Reeves. I hated his

My mother liked Jim Reeves. I hated his records. He was unbearable. — Diane Abbott

My Jim Quotes By Jim Morrison: Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.

Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. — Jim Morrison

My Jim Quotes By Jim DeMint: I went through two pretty dark years being

I went through two pretty dark years being fed up with the system and frustrated with my own party after two disastrous elections in 2006 and 2008. — Jim DeMint

My Jim Quotes By Jim Morrison: I want to have my kicks before the

I want to have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames. — Jim Morrison

My Jim Quotes By Jim Morris: I want my kids to grow up and

I want my kids to grow up and enjoy their childhood and be carefree. I never really got a chance to be a kid. — Jim Morris

My Jim Quotes By Jim Yong Kim: I feel like I'm calmer, I'm kinder, I'm

I feel like I'm calmer, I'm kinder, I'm more patient the more I do my own meditation. — Jim Yong Kim

My Jim Quotes By Jim Doyle: Going forward, my mind will be open to

Going forward, my mind will be open to every solution - except one. We should not - we must not - and I will not - raise taxes. — Jim Doyle

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: Do you want to be my dad?

Do you want to be my dad? — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Gregory Benford: My brother Jim and I shared a womb

My brother Jim and I shared a womb without a view for nine months. — Gregory Benford

My Jim Quotes By Jim Sullivan: Well I know I was contracted to Polydor

Well I know I was contracted to Polydor so they couldn't use my name. — Jim Sullivan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: Pansy," Murphy sneered.Thomas leered at her. "You make

Pansy," Murphy sneered.
Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jessica Hahn: Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said,

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. — Jessica Hahn

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: My gast was pretty well flabbered.

My gast was pretty well flabbered. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I don't want to be a TV star

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Yong Kim: I've spent my entire life working to invest

I've spent my entire life working to invest in human beings and human communities, to help them move down the path of economic development. — Jim Yong Kim

My Jim Quotes By Jim Bakker: My dream became bigger and bigger. And the

My dream became bigger and bigger. And the box got bigger than the message, than the Gospel. — Jim Bakker

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Actually, the reason I look like this is

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Crace: I have, I must admit, despised the English

I have, I must admit, despised the English countryside for much of my life - despised it and avoided it for its want of danger and adventure. — Jim Crace

My Jim Quotes By Jim Valvano: I talked about my family, my family's so

I talked about my family, my family's so important. — Jim Valvano

My Jim Quotes By Jim Henson: I think my own strengths are in television

I think my own strengths are in television production. — Jim Henson

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: But... my choices haven't always been very good,"

But... my choices haven't always been very good," I said.
"Whose have?" he asked. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Goad: I think my sense of humor is Jewish.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. — Jim Goad

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: See? This is why I'm not religious. I

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: My doubts vanished as well. Doubt was for

My doubts vanished as well. Doubt was for things that did not know their purpose, and I knew mine. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Rohn: Ask yourself, 'how long am I going to

Ask yourself, 'how long am I going to work to make my dreams come true?' I suggest you answer, 'as long as it takes.' — Jim Rohn

My Jim Quotes By Jim Caviezel: I still put my pants on the same

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. — Jim Caviezel

My Jim Quotes By Jim Abbott: I want my career to be judged by

I want my career to be judged by what I did on the field. I appreciate the honors. — Jim Abbott

My Jim Quotes By Jim Pattison: My dad made a huge impact on me

My dad made a huge impact on me in terms of right and wrong. — Jim Pattison

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: Love you. That should have been simple enough

Love you. That should have been simple enough to say. But the words stuck hard in my throat. I'd never said them to anyone I didn't lose, — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim George: I know that when I read the Bible,

I know that when I read the Bible, my life is transformed. I think differently. I act differently. I talk differently. — Jim George

My Jim Quotes By Jim Parsons: I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested

I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested — Jim Parsons

My Jim Quotes By Jim Jarmusch: I didn't get my degree at NYU; I

I didn't get my degree at NYU; I got it later, they gave me an honourary one. — Jim Jarmusch

My Jim Quotes By Randy Castillo: My favorite athlete of all time would have

My favorite athlete of all time would have to be Jim Thorpe. — Randy Castillo

My Jim Quotes By Jim Brown: When I'm on a picture, I have two

When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss. — Jim Brown

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: I kicked him in the head with my

I kicked him in the head with my rented formal shoes. My shoe went flying off, which I was pretty sure never happened to James Bond. The — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Lee: I want all my stuff to be converted

I want all my stuff to be converted into digital format so I can have my reference library to carry with me wherever I go. — Jim Lee

My Jim Quotes By Jim Elliot: For my generation I must have the oracles

For my generation I must have the oracles of God in fresh terms. — Jim Elliot

My Jim Quotes By Jim C. Hines: Every libromancer had a first book. Etched more

Every libromancer had a first book. Etched more sharply into my memory than my first kiss, this book had been my magical awakening. — Jim C. Hines

My Jim Quotes By Jim Dine: I've never had an easy relationship with critics.

I've never had an easy relationship with critics. I hold a lot of homicide in my heart. If this was another time, I'd be packing a piece. — Jim Dine

My Jim Quotes By Jim Butcher: There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my,

There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my, ah, disposition. — Jim Butcher

My Jim Quotes By Jim Steranko: Too many artists and writers have forgotten their

Too many artists and writers have forgotten their roots. I embrace my fans because, in a way, they're family. — Jim Steranko

My Jim Quotes By Jim Carrey: If I had never ventured beyond being a

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression. — Jim Carrey

My Jim Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I would trade money, sleep, or hair for

I would trade money, sleep, or hair for a smile from one of my children in a heartbeat. Well, it depends on how much hair. There — Jim Gaffigan

My Jim Quotes By Jim Carrey: My father used to brag that I wasn't

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

My Jim Quotes By Jim Toomey: I've been doing the 'Sherman's Lagoon' strip for

I've been doing the 'Sherman's Lagoon' strip for about 18 years, and I was a political cartoonist before that for my hometown paper in Alexandria, Va. — Jim Toomey

My Jim Quotes By Jim Trelease: Like Scout and her father in To Kill

Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud. — Jim Trelease