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Well, since you've come into my life, you've been a constant source of entertainment while simultaneously driving me insane. — Jim Gaffigan

MacPherson told me that my theorem can be viewed as blah blah blah Grothendieck blah blah blah, which makes it much more respectable. — Jim Propp

I spent most of my adult life essentially agnostic or an atheist. — Jim Gaffigan

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists. — Jim Gaffigan

It has always been my plan not to serve more than two terms. — Jim DeMint

Lots of people hate my stuff. — Jim Crace

My experience with Buffalo Springfield was that they did not rehearse. — Jim Messina

I expected that most of my career would be in dramatic acting. My hero was James Dean. — Jim Carrey

I'm just kind of a music junkie. Whatever I'm doing at the moment is my favorite. — Jim Foglesong

My big concern is keeping people off the highways today, so that we have no further accidents — Jim Hodges

purple is my favorite color that isn't black, and — Jim Butcher

I'm delighted to be Number 1, but next week I don't want people to buy my record, I want them to buy Band Aid. — Jim Diamond

I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my persecution complex. — Jim Butcher

My writing is extremely important, so I write every day. I just enjoy it. I get a kick out of it. — Jim Lehrer

My cat walked on my face just after dawn. — Jim Butcher

Spear and magic helmet," I said in my best Elmer Fudd voice. "Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting vampires. — Jim Butcher

I never was a great Thatcher fan, and it wasn't a sad day in my life when she resigned. — Jim Broadbent

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape. — Jim Gaffigan

Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust. — Jessica Hahn

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

It's a shadelight. Some of my men put one up whenever I lose a member of the crew. To light his shade's way back to his bunk, so he can rest. — Jim Butcher

Most of my thoughts, you couldn't print. — Jim Rogers

I've lost tremendous amounts of money in various markets and I think that that's something that makes you better at my job, not worse. — Jim Cramer

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically. — Jim Jefferies

My first winner was on Legal Steps, in Ireland, at Thurles, in March 1992. I rode for Jim Bolger, and his stable jockey was Christy Roche. — Tony McCoy

I have the great privilege of being both witness and storyteller. Intimacy, trust and intuition guide my work. — Jim Goldberg

Working on the film really made me confront my opinions about change and gentrification. — Jim McKay

I hate the cursed Oriole fundamentals ... I've been doing them since 1964. I do them in my sleep. I hate spring training. — Jim Palmer

Good to Great by my friend Jim Collins. — Dave Ramsey

Any factual errors that remain are entirely the fault of Bob, who snuck into the offices at DAW to try to sabotage my book. I hate that guy. — Jim C. Hines

My imagination needs therapy. — Jim Butcher

My heart must open to the cosmos with no langauage unless we invent it moment by moment in order to breathe. — Jim Harrison

I don't have the support inside Washington or even inside my own party. — Jim DeMint

I've had a lot of highs in my life and a lot of lows, some pivotal experiences, and in ways I feel like I've already lived a couple of lives. — Jim Coleman

One of the great things personally coming to Hawai'i is my friendship of Jim Nicholson. — Dan Fouts

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off. — Jim Gaffigan

Obviously my best strategy is to wait, listen, and learn. — Jim Starlin

There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong. — Jim Gaffigan

My only goal is to look back at the end of each year and see that I have improved. — Jim Furyk

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. — Jim Valvano

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow. — Jim Gaffigan

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted. — Jim Carrey

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. — Jim Butcher

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body. — Jim Goad

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

Far From Home was also my idea from a magazine I'd seen. — Jim Capaldi

The strongest thing I put into my body is steak and eggs. I just eat. I'm not a supplement guy. Steroids are not even a thought. — Jim Thome

I've tried to write deep and serious. I spent years working to write a story that would make my writing group cry. — Jim C. Hines

My conscience is clear. — Jim Lehrer

For there to be a 'Community' movie just seems like an appropriate way for the show to go out. That would be my perfect end. — Jim Rash

In my 33rd year, I was called to play Jesus. — Jim Caviezel

Fifty years ago I learned to jump off the calendar but I kept getting drawn back on for reasons of greed and my imperishable stupidity. — Jim Harrison

I looked, noted details mechanically, and quietly shut the door on the part of my head that had started screaming the second I entered the room. — Jim Butcher

My mother liked Jim Reeves. I hated his records. He was unbearable. — Diane Abbott

Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. — Jim Morrison

I went through two pretty dark years being fed up with the system and frustrated with my own party after two disastrous elections in 2006 and 2008. — Jim DeMint

I want to have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames. — Jim Morrison

I want my kids to grow up and enjoy their childhood and be carefree. I never really got a chance to be a kid. — Jim Morris

I feel like I'm calmer, I'm kinder, I'm more patient the more I do my own meditation. — Jim Yong Kim

Going forward, my mind will be open to every solution - except one. We should not - we must not - and I will not - raise taxes. — Jim Doyle

Do you want to be my dad? — Jim Butcher

My brother Jim and I shared a womb without a view for nine months. — Gregory Benford

Well I know I was contracted to Polydor so they couldn't use my name. — Jim Sullivan

Pansy," Murphy sneered.
Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant. — Jim Butcher

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. — Jessica Hahn

My gast was pretty well flabbered. — Jim Butcher

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy. — Jim Gaffigan

I've spent my entire life working to invest in human beings and human communities, to help them move down the path of economic development. — Jim Yong Kim

My dream became bigger and bigger. And the box got bigger than the message, than the Gospel. — Jim Bakker

Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan

I have, I must admit, despised the English countryside for much of my life - despised it and avoided it for its want of danger and adventure. — Jim Crace

I talked about my family, my family's so important. — Jim Valvano

I think my own strengths are in television production. — Jim Henson

But... my choices haven't always been very good," I said.
"Whose have?" he asked. — Jim Butcher

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. — Jim Goad

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher

My doubts vanished as well. Doubt was for things that did not know their purpose, and I knew mine. — Jim Butcher

Ask yourself, 'how long am I going to work to make my dreams come true?' I suggest you answer, 'as long as it takes.' — Jim Rohn

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. — Jim Caviezel

I want my career to be judged by what I did on the field. I appreciate the honors. — Jim Abbott

My dad made a huge impact on me in terms of right and wrong. — Jim Pattison

Love you. That should have been simple enough to say. But the words stuck hard in my throat. I'd never said them to anyone I didn't lose, — Jim Butcher

I know that when I read the Bible, my life is transformed. I think differently. I act differently. I talk differently. — Jim George

I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested — Jim Parsons

I didn't get my degree at NYU; I got it later, they gave me an honourary one. — Jim Jarmusch

My favorite athlete of all time would have to be Jim Thorpe. — Randy Castillo

When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss. — Jim Brown

I kicked him in the head with my rented formal shoes. My shoe went flying off, which I was pretty sure never happened to James Bond. The — Jim Butcher

I want all my stuff to be converted into digital format so I can have my reference library to carry with me wherever I go. — Jim Lee

For my generation I must have the oracles of God in fresh terms. — Jim Elliot

Every libromancer had a first book. Etched more sharply into my memory than my first kiss, this book had been my magical awakening. — Jim C. Hines

I've never had an easy relationship with critics. I hold a lot of homicide in my heart. If this was another time, I'd be packing a piece. — Jim Dine

There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my, ah, disposition. — Jim Butcher

Too many artists and writers have forgotten their roots. I embrace my fans because, in a way, they're family. — Jim Steranko

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression. — Jim Carrey

I would trade money, sleep, or hair for a smile from one of my children in a heartbeat. Well, it depends on how much hair. There — Jim Gaffigan

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

I've been doing the 'Sherman's Lagoon' strip for about 18 years, and I was a political cartoonist before that for my hometown paper in Alexandria, Va. — Jim Toomey

Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud. — Jim Trelease