My Foot Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about My Foot

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Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot! — Mitch Hedberg

If y'all find a couple of my toes on ya plate, jess let me know, 'cause I'm missin' a few. I put my foot in this heah meal." ~Big Momma — Angela Duirden-Galbreth

I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly. — Scott Adsit

When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the stirrup would make me crawl out of bed. — Ann Romney

As soon as I put my foot on Indian soil, my painting underwent a change not only in subject and spirit but in technique. — Amrita Sher-Gil

I am constantly on the move, and if I experience foot discomfort, it makes my job really hard to do. — Megan Hilty

I might feel ten feet tall, but I wouldn't touch you with my pole — Josh Stern

Nonexistence. The society of the nonexistent. In the street yesterday a nonexistent person trod on my foot with his nonexistent foot. — Imre Kertesz

It took the whole of Creation To produce my foot, my each feather: Now I hold Creation in my foot. — Ted Hughes

Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot! — Peter O'Toole

The veil of self-indulgence was rent from head to foot. I saw my life as a whole. — Robert Louis Stevenson

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. — Mark Ruffalo

Mind so sharp,I fuck around and cut my head off — Lil' Wayne

I am not ashamed of my failures. It is only a foot-stones for building my success. — Lailah Gifty Akita

My breath hovers over the river of God - / Softly I set my foot / On the path to my long home. — Else Lasker-Schuler

My favorite part of my appearance is my height. I'm five foot one and I feel feminine being small. — Alanna Ubach

Demon summoning wasn't illegal, but my foot in their gut a couple of times might convince them it was a really bad idea. — Kim Harrison

I got my best foot forward onto greener grass, cause there ain't no future living in the past. — Black Hawk

The acclaim I'm getting for 'The Wrestler' means everything in the world to me. But it also means I can't take my foot off the gas pedal. — Mickey Rourke

- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot. — Ian Doescher

You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time. — Joe Abercrombie

What I should do is go over to the surgical suites and get my foot extricated from my mouth. — Gordon Gee

By the time I turned 12, I was a 5-foot 10-inch social disaster. Towering over my friends was the bane of my adolescence. — Sheri L. Dew

I was a full foot taller than any child my age. — Kristen Johnston

I type 40 words per minute on a normal computer with my left foot. And with two cups of coffee, I can do 53 words per minute. — Nick Vujicic

I try to meditate every morning. It relaxes me, clears my mind, and sets my day off on the right foot before things get too manic. — Elle Macpherson

Tell me, if I caught you one day
And kissed the sole of your foot,
Wouldn't you limp a little then,
Affraid to crush my kiss? ... — Nichita Stanescu

What I essentially did was to put one foot in front of the other, shut my eyes and step off the ledge. The surprise was that I landed on my feet. — Katharine Graham

Game of Thrones? No. Game of loans. I'm going to loan my foot to your ass."
- Taliyah, the Cold Hearted — Gena Showalter

Every path that my foot has treaded was divinely ordered. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where. — Gwen Stefani

He's lucky he's cute, or I'd put my foot up his ass," Celia muttered. Jackie — Holly Copella

I've never even been out of my BMI range. I'm 5-foot-3. If I gain five pounds, it shows. — Lisa Marie Presley

I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery. — Merle Haggard

I don't own a computer. I have a nine-foot piano in my home to compose my messages. Why would I want a one-foot computer to do the same thing? — Tori Amos

Stand on the gas, my friend. If your right foot doesn't ache, you're obviously doing something wrong. — Robby Gordon

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.
Cat to Bones — Jeaniene Frost

Still kneeling, he grasps my foot and undoes my Converse, pulling off my shoe and sock. — E.L. James

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth. — Peter Steele

I am not a fool. This is why Olga was so distraught - because I teetered the line, and most times my left foot was a paperweight clinging to hell. — Rebekah Armusik

Of course my father was a great influence on me. He taught me how to read. — Michael Foot

I was Ms. Put My Foot in My Mouth, Speak Before Thinking, and Trip over Imaginary Lint. — Christy Barritt

Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ... — Emo Philips

It was a chef's knife," I said, holding my hands about a foot apart. "And a very large one."
"That's what she said," Ethan murmured. — Chloe Neill

I am confident I will set foot again in Tibet in my lifetime. — Dalai Lama

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur. — Mojo Nixon

That's a powerful lucky rabbit's foot. I got the part in Gone With the Wind because of it. I got my Warner contract, thanks to it. — Hattie McDaniel

Like I said, they volunteered, she corrected.
I was about to volunteer my foot upside someone's head. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

My driving and irons are the best part of my game. Growing to be 5-foot-11 has certainly helped. — Lexi Thompson

You're so beautiful. I love everything about you." He planted a kiss on top of my foot. "Even when you're stubborn ... And Bossy — J. Sterling

I prefer to be in tune with my surroundings and to be aware of things. I like listening to my foot strike and my breathing. It can be quite soothing. — Paula Radcliffe

First of all, the Captain rates the honorific 'sir.' You will render that honorific or I will plant my foot in your ass. — William C. Dietz

Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding. — Danny McBride

I don't want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win. — Sherman Douglas

Meow,' Cat Norman said simply, parking his big butt by my foot and looking up at me. 'Meow.'
'I hate you,' I told him. He didn't even flinch. — Sarah Dessen

oh no my foot fell asleep oh cronus — Martin

I am not in so great a hurry to put my neck beneath any man's foot; and I do not so greatly admire the crying of babies — Olive Schreiner

It happen'd one Day about Noon going towards my Boat, I was exceedingly surpriz'd with the Print of a Man's naked Foot on the Shore. — Daniel Defoe

He began rubbing my foot again. We'll fly out at four on Friday. Don't bother packing, I want you naked as much as possible next weekend. — Adriane Leigh

In The First 20 Minutes, Gretchen Reynolds notes, I stand on one foot when I brush my teeth at night. — Gretchen Rubin

Abby's eyes fell on a wooden sign hanging near the foot of his bed:I'm only passing through ... this world is not my home. — Karen Kingsbury

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets — Spiro T. Agnew

My right wrist is connected to the left foot. You know, if the left foot doesn't work, the right wrist doesn't work, and that's really the truth. — Richie Havens

I can't work completely out of my imagination. I must put my foot in a bit of truth; and then I can fly free. — Andrew Wyeth

How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches! — Mae West

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job. — Craig Ferguson

In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen. — Andie MacDowell

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face ... — Randy Orton

Set foot in our house again," said Sofia, "and you'll become a permanent feature in my laboratory. — Scott Lynch

Oi! By me is so big the mouth, so my foot always goes in. — Betty Smith

It was like my hormones had decided to stage a revolt whenever he got within a ten-foot radius. — Lili St. Crow

And as I walked, I believed myself to be an Adam setting foot in a new Eden, sinless and wild-eyed, my sinews still stiff with creation. — Lauren Groff

I wish I could pass my life at the foot of the holy tabernacles in which our adorable Saviour dwells. — Eugene De Mazenod

Arum: But where will your arrogance be when we absorb your powers?
Daemon: In the same place as my foot. You know, as in up your ass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm treading very carefully on glass here, and I'm not sure how long it will last before I lose concentrating and cut my foot. — Jaimie Roberts

I was always very, very insecure about my height. Even as a 15-year-old I was a foot and a half taller than everyone. — Joan Smalls

I played with a fracture in my foot for seven months without knowing it. — Colin Cooper

As soon as my foot is in the light onstage, I am home. It is what I love to do. It is what I have always loved to do. — Polly Bergen

If you don't get her out of my damn face, I'm going to put my foot so far up her ass she'll taste my shoe polish for weeks." "I — Reana Malori

I was putting my foot down with my new neighbor. — Ilsa Madden-Mills

I'm 5 foot 2. I wish I were 5' 6. Everyone who meets me says, 'Oh my God. You look so much taller in person.' — Emma Roberts

In all the excitement, I seem to have put my foot under yours," he said. "I do beg your pardon. — Loretta Chase

One guy wanted an outline of my foot. Another guy wanted locks of my hair. — Nicole Eggert

In my mind, there's a time and a place for putting your foot down. — Jay Kay

I can't - I'll chop off my own foot!"
"If you're going to chop off anyone's foot, chop off Benedict's," Will muttered. — Cassandra Clare

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. — Axl Rose

Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady ... then stick my foot out — Josh Stern

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. — Kevin Hearne

Tell me, if I ever caught you
and kissed the arch of your foot,
wouldn't you limp a little after that
for fear of crushing my kiss? ... — Nichita Stanescu

I got a heart tattooed on my foot. It's my first tattoo. — Goldie Hawn

I'm the most limber person on earth. I can put my foot in my mouth and my head up my ass at the same time. — Myself

I will not slip my dog before the game's a-foot. - But, — Walter Scott

George,' I croaked, 'are you okay?'
'No. Someone's buttocks are flattening my foot.'
I shifted my position irritably. — Jonathan Stroud

Disraeli was my favourite Tory. He was an adventurer pure and simple, or impure and complex. I'm glad to say Gladstone got the better of him. — Michael Foot

I love luxury, I love the high life, and I have to foot the bills - I have received practically nothing from my marriages and relationships. — Britt Ekland

Beauty, grace, and charm my foot. It's a school for sadists with good tea-serving skills. — Libba Bray

The press of my foot to the earth springs a hundred affections,
They scorn the best I can do to relate them. — Walt Whitman

Cause I'm gonna put my foot so far up their butts they're going to burp shoe leather. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I got a tattoo saying 'Made in England' above my foot to represent that, that I felt like a doll for so long. — Cara Delevingne

If all my royal kindred
Lay in my way unto this marriage,
I'ld make them my low foot-steps — John Webster