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To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status.
— Elizabeth Gannon
What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start.
— Carole Nelson Douglas
We by art unteach what Nature taught.
— John Dryden
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.
— Wiz Khalifa
If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".
— Yasmine Surovec
Generosity toward the lower classes historically has never been an important part of upper-class awareness.
— Michael Parenti
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
— Andy Borowitz
Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't mean you're truly in touch with that person.
— George Wallace
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.
— Jaron Lanier
For me the rehearsal period is the part I most enjoy. It's the creating of the story.
— Damian Lewis
In New York, you can bump into someone on the street and go to a thing, go get coffee real quick.
— Justin Theroux
Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real. To
— Katy Regnery
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
— Wiz Khalifa
I want to be your first everything.
— Penny Reid
