My Ex Girlfriend Quotes
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My Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark.
— Penelope Douglas
I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.
— Jarod Kintz
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore.
— Jay Crownover
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
— David Lee Roth
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
— Alison Moyet
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.
— James Norton
My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored.
— Neil Strauss
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
— Emo Philips
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet ... oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
