My Ex Boyfriend Quotes: top 46 famous quotes about My Ex Boyfriend

My Ex Boyfriend Quotes & Sayings

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I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. — Calvin Klein

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. — Mimi Pond

You're not gay, are you?
What?!
I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly ... girly.
I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular. — Kristin Walker

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you — Jewel

Get the hell away from my boyfriend, witch.
Boyfriend.
Was that what I was?
I tried to smile. Instead, I blacked out. — Kami Garcia

No," Isabella said. "I've been out to eat with boys who were my boyfriend, but that's not dating. That's just parallel eating. — Jennifer Close

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me. -- Billy — Allan Heinberg

Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don't want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don't. — Lauren Conrad

Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.' — Casey Wilson

My Kindle and my battery operated boyfriend are my best friends! — Nikki Sex

I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man. — A. Giannoccaro

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn — Alanis Morissette

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend. — Lauren Alaina

Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out. — M.R. Field

My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic. — Aubrey Plaza

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands. — Jessica Zafra

All I cared about that summer were suntans, beaches, boys and booze. — Shannon Celebi

Without the proper care, there's no beauty. Without beauty, there's no boyfriend. — Lee Bo-na

I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend. — Fred Armisen

My boyfriend had been fucked over by Barbie and Ken. And I was more like the Bratz doll rebound. My — Vi Keeland

Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:
1. They hold you back
2. Grind you down
3. Then mess with your head — Ali Harris

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. — Tyra Banks

I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton — Sandi Lynn

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. — Kim Harrison

Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you."
"Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead

I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you? — Jennifer Nettles

I didn't want to give him anything. I was quite happy without boyfriend trouble. — Kate Le Vann

If you feel yourself falling, let it happen. I swear to you I'll catch you. — Jasinda Wilder

I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.' — Lauren Conrad

Let Jesus be your boyfriend for now and save yourself from all that trouble. — Ru Dela Torre

I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. — Kim Kardashian

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together."
"I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added. — Valerie Z. Lewis

We are very isolated, far from boyfriends and friends, so we have to be strong, smart and very professional. — Eva Herzigova

I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend. — Margot Robbie

No boyfriend! Why not?
Eligible men are scarce - most of them are buried in France.
What about them Americans?
Oh, no. I can't. — David Dennington

My boyfriend is a vampire and I'm okay with it. - Laney — Joann I. Martin Sowles

My boyfriend? I thought I'd resigned myself to the fact that we weren't going to be together. And now I'm thinking of him as my boyfriend? — Sarina Bowen

I don't like being alone. I haven't been alone since I got a boyfriend. — Molly Ringwald

Oh, my God, when Ivy got it wrong, she really got it wrong. I didn't need a boyfriend. I had all the drama I could stand right here. — Kim Harrison

It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care — James Blunt

Hold it," Annabeth said. "I prefer my boyfriend with an un-melted brain. What exactly are we talking about here?" Carter — Rick Riordan

I read that a lot of people think I'm gay. I don't care. My boyfriend and I are not really phased by what people say. — Monica Raymund

Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business! — Gordon Korman