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My Enemy Funny Quotes By Sherwood Smith: Who in the universe halts when the enemy

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a

Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy. — Nenia Campbell

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Christian Slater: I just killed my best friend ... and

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Brian K. Vaughan: Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural

Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy. — Brian K. Vaughan

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: He hasn't an enemy in the world, and

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. — Oscar Wilde

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Rob Reger: I forgot for a second that he was

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux: A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Walt Whitman: I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. — Walt Whitman

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: I can be your best friend or your

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. — Tracy Morgan

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Dennis Miller: The French are always reticent to surrender to

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: Marriage is the only war in which you

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

My Enemy Funny Quotes By Yasser Arafat: Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. — Yasser Arafat