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It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs.
— Kristin Hannah
I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face.
— Niall Horan
I hope someday when I date my fan, she loves me as a person and not as a famous Greyson Chance
— Greyson Chance
Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.
— Stacia Kane
Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
— Wissam Al Mana
Horror movies are the best date movies. There's no wondering, 'When do I put my arm around her?'
— Eli Roth
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who's skipping out on our first date.
— Joey Graceffa
You are sweet to be so concerned over my love life, but I've decided only to date guys who have bigger swords than me.
— Danielle Monsch
Why did you find me? Why did you date my best friend? Why did you pretend to be my friend?
— Stormy Smith
My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they've already seen the video on me.
— Michael J. Fox
The years pass so quickly now that I can't keep my mental image of myself up to date. [Mature Dotsy deals with her age]
— Maria Hudgins
I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!
— Kellie Pickler
Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are.
— Brandon Sanderson
My wardrobe staple is simple shirt dresses. They never date, and you can put them with a heel or a flat sandal.
— Louise Nurding
Like my body - I may not control the expiration date, but I can certainly influence the quality of the shelf life.
— Gay Hendricks
I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis?
— Sandi Lynn
My father's release date was given to all the local cops, school administrators, and youth group leaders.
— Laura Wiess
I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
— Corey Feldman
In a crowded room my soul would still feel it's way to you. All we need to do is thank fate for putting us there.
— Nikki Rowe
Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late.
— Eddie Cochran
All I want for my birthday is a date with my muse Christina Aguilera Is that too much for a guy to ask for?
— Ocean Crisstopher Poet
Oh, it's soo hard being famous! I can't date anybody because everybody just wants my hot body and my Twilight millions!
— Taylor Lautner
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
— Colin Mochrie
My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done.
— Sherri Shepherd
I keep my stuff updated all the time. Being in the security industry, I keep up to date with securities.
— Kevin Mitnick
Lots of my writing can be accurately called lesbian, but I myself am queer and date people of all genders.
— Michelle Tea
About once a month or so, my daughter and I go out on what we call a Fancy Dinner Date, just the two of us.
— Tim DeKay
I said with great dignosity, Father, I am afraid I can't discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies.
— Louise Rennison
What's the point of knowing the date of your own death? I'd spend the rest of my life out of my mind with fear.
— Nina George
My friends are very opinionated about the people I date.
— Gabrielle Union
I think it's more like a shirt that says, 'I'm going to have to end this date early so I can go prepare my Power Point presentation
— Richelle Mead
As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?
— Josh Stern
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
— Alice Cooper
I'm not gonna date anyone since i'm married to my fans
— Greyson Chance
My worst date would be with someone nervous who has nothing to say. I like people who inspire me.
— Tamara Mellon
As I see it, the word "private" is going plumb out of date. It's goin' to be an ole-fashioned concep', mark my words. That's a prophecy.
— Margery Allingham
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.
— James Norton
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.
— Tina Fey
My priest tells me i should not date a mormon but im just too in love with you that i'm willing to take risks
— Ellen Hopkins
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
— Steven Wright
My parents never said I had to be 16 to date, but that has been the rule for all my friends.
— Miranda Cosgrove
While a kind man was working up the nerve to ask me on a date, I was working up the nerve to kill him with my bare hands
— Amy McAuley
I should go. My date ... ""Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles
Every fighter is my toughest challenge to date. After I get done with one fight, the next challenge is the toughest.
— Andre Ward
My perfect first date? Maybe a concert or a football game. That would be my ideal first date, but would the girl like it? I don't know.
— Chace Crawford
A lot of the guys that I date and my friends are all in bands.
— Audrina Patridge
I always try to keep my constituents as up-to-date as possible with what's going on here in Washington.
— Steve Israel
They keep telling me that my flow's up to date, you know. I guess they thought I was gonna come back sounding ... old.
— Cheryl James
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm such a weirdo. I'm animal-mad, so my ideal date would probably be something involving going to see animals.
— Sheridan Smith
Ava's not my date. I came stag.""Stag. You. Why?"
"So my date wouldn't get offended when I wanted to dance with you," he says. — Cynthia Hand
I think I'm past my due date. I just feel it.
— Liam Neeson
My goal ... not to go back to Rembrandt ... but to bring the great tradition and whatever is great about it, up to date.
— Jack Levine
Right. Like I have any plans of hanging out with Vampire Boy ever again. Schedule it in right after my lunch date with Lord Voldemort.
— Lindsey Leavitt
In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75.
— Douglas Coupland
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
— Milton Berle
I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.
— Hunter Parrish
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?
— Richelle Mead
On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!
— Cristin Milioti
Fuck it,' I hear him mutter, and the next thing I know he's taking hold of my hand.
— Samantha Towle
I had come here intending to declare a possible war and instead ended up planning a dinner date with my father at Applebee's.
— Ilona Andrews
Get a grip, Dad. I'm not going to do anything you wouldn't do at my age.'He stands up and says, 'That's it. You're canceling this date. — Simone Elkeles
Stoller is one of my favorite comedic directors - one of my favorite directors that I've worked with to date.
— Christopher Mintz-Plasse
