My Cat Quotes
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My Cat Quotes & Sayings
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As my cat would say, all hours are good for sleeping.
— Jose Saramago
The mice think they are right, but my cat eats them anyways. This is the point, reality is nothing, perception is everything.
— Terry Goodkind
I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend.
— Tracey Emin
You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished. -Bones
— Jeaniene Frost
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
— Anne Lamott
My career is there for everyone to see and delve into.
— Cat Stevens
Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.)
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I love doing eyes - my signature look is a cat eye. I think it's so feminine, and it reminds me of old Hollywood.
— Mallory Jansen
Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode
— Lilian Jackson Braun
I'm poor and my cat is huge.
— Christopher Moore
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.
— Jayma Mays
My cat walked on my face just after dawn.
— Jim Butcher
The thing most consistently on my desk as I write is a cat - a different one at different times of the day. I think I'm more a part of their ritual.
— Sarah Addison Allen
My soul seemed as foul as smoke from burning cat fur.
— Kurt Vonnegut
My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts;
— H.P. Lovecraft
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
— Anne McCaffrey
If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.
— Drew Barrymore
If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.
— Dan Harmon
Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk.
— L.M. Montgomery
I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd be giving the chicken to the child.
— Alison Goldfrapp
Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!
Do you have my cat? — M.A. Stacie
Do you have my cat? — M.A. Stacie
Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. — Shelly Laurenston
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. — Shelly Laurenston
I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.
— Grumpy Cat
Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.
— Oswald Barron
On my face extended flat
I was walloped with a cat
For listening at the key-hole of the door. — W.S. Gilbert
I was walloped with a cat
For listening at the key-hole of the door. — W.S. Gilbert
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
— Cheshire Cat
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.
— Tionne Rogers
You remember my ideal cat has always a huge rat in its mouth, just going out of sight - though going out of sight in itself has a peculiar pleasure.
— Emily Dickinson
Then one day I found my head when I wasn't even trying.
— Cat Stevens
I will venture as far as to say that I am my cat's favorite person of all time. It is a wonderfully glorious feeling to be someone's favorite.
— Olivia Vetrano
My cat can eat a whole watermelon.
— Crispin Glover
In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.
— Louis J. Camuti
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.
Bones to Gregor — Jeaniene Frost
Bones to Gregor — Jeaniene Frost
How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?
— Jeaniene Frost
He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone, this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls, My cat.
— Margaret Benson
I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.
— Linus Torvalds
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
— Johnny Carson
Because I like to flirt with death. Let's do this, give me your best shot, human. Let's see who gives in first. This isn't my first time.
— Shakuita Johnson
I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat.
— Lea Michele
My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.
— Michelle M. Pillow
I'm like Kipling's cat - I walk by my wild lone and wave my wild tail where so it pleases me.
— L.M. Montgomery
happened - but I am pretty sure my unconscious mind played a role in it all. Well, to make a long story short, the cat
— Leslie Riopel
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
— Dana Gould
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
— Ebenezer Elliott
My heart leaps as I remember this morning's note. This boy is my weirdo.
My weirdo is hot. — Cat Patrick
My weirdo is hot. — Cat Patrick
I'm a fraidy cat. I play everything very safe in my life, so I think that's why I like characters that don't.
— Jennifer Jason Leigh
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.
— Grumpy Cat
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
— Noel Fielding
It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me.
— Irving Townsend
I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!
— Christopher Walken
A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,
Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici. — Joanne Harris
Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici. — Joanne Harris
Nothing in my tale seemed to surprised the woman. The cat, on the other hand, seemed not to find a word of it credible.
— Margo Lanagan
My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.
— Gina Barreca
I'm just too sexy for my cat. If I wasn't as sexy for my cat, I probably wouldn't have came back. I'm so sexy, I came back.
— Metta World Peace
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass.
— Michael J. Fox
My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches.
— Charles Bukowski
Miles from nowhere. Guess I'll take my time.
— Cat Stevens
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.
— Charles Bukowski
Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said slyly. 'Put a cat to watch a flock and the wolves eat well.
— Bernard Cornwell
Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.
— Masashi Kishimoto