My Cat Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about My Cat

My Cat Quotes & Sayings

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As my cat would say, all hours are good for sleeping. — Jose Saramago

The mice think they are right, but my cat eats them anyways. This is the point, reality is nothing, perception is everything. — Terry Goodkind

I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. — Tracey Emin

You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished. -Bones — Jeaniene Frost

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. — Anne Lamott

My career is there for everyone to see and delve into. — Cat Stevens

Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.) — Richelle E. Goodrich

I love doing eyes - my signature look is a cat eye. I think it's so feminine, and it reminds me of old Hollywood. — Mallory Jansen

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode — Lilian Jackson Braun

Maybe I would get a ferret. A cat just felt too benign. My kind of crazy deserved an ambiguously cute rodent with a penchant for biting. — L. H. Cosway

I'm poor and my cat is huge. — Christopher Moore

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen. — Jayma Mays

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress. — P.C. Cast

I thought everybody would embrace and understand my reasons for becoming Muslim. — Cat Stevens

My cat walked on my face just after dawn. — Jim Butcher

The thing most consistently on my desk as I write is a cat - a different one at different times of the day. I think I'm more a part of their ritual. — Sarah Addison Allen

My soul seemed as foul as smoke from burning cat fur. — Kurt Vonnegut

My Mom always cooked healthy. Greek food lends itself to cooking healthy. — Cat Cora

My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts; — H.P. Lovecraft

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. — Anne McCaffrey

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. — Drew Barrymore

I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any cat? — P.C. Cast

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening. — Dan Harmon

Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk. — L.M. Montgomery

I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor. — Spike Lee

I don't come from money or an educated family background or any sort of supportive family life, so all of my choices are made on my own. — Cat Power

I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd be giving the chicken to the child. — Alison Goldfrapp

Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!
Do you have my cat? — M.A. Stacie

Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. — Shelly Laurenston

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February. — Grumpy Cat

I've unsheathed my claws too many times. I want to save lives, not destroy them. — Erin Hunter

I don't host a show and go, 'Have you got my best angle?' — Cat Deeley

Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase. — Oswald Barron

I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty much always makes sense. — Jael McHenry

I do not want this cat. No, Nat. Not in a hat. Not in my flat. Not in the store, not anymore, just out the door.
if you please. — Josh Lanyon

On my face extended flat
I was walloped with a cat
For listening at the key-hole of the door. — W.S. Gilbert

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run. — Cheshire Cat

My three C's of writing: chocolate, cat and computer. Check, check and check. — Wendy L. Schmidt

Yes, I'd seen bright stars last night, but I'd shut my eyes against the glare. — Cat Porter

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

Cat's heated gaze meets mine, and she smiles. Another piece of my heart is hers. — Rachel Harris

You remember my ideal cat has always a huge rat in its mouth, just going out of sight - though going out of sight in itself has a peculiar pleasure. — Emily Dickinson

Then one day I found my head when I wasn't even trying. — Cat Stevens

I will venture as far as to say that I am my cat's favorite person of all time. It is a wonderfully glorious feeling to be someone's favorite. — Olivia Vetrano

My cat can eat a whole watermelon. — Crispin Glover

I'm pretty much a cat that way. Scratch my stomach, and I'll purr at you, but I'll want to gut you with my claws even more than if you'd ignored me. — Tad Williams

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination. — Louis J. Camuti

She is just Cat. She curls up on my chest whenever I sit down, and goes to sleep. I hope she doesn't miss me. I'm going to miss her. — Derek Landy

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.
Bones to Gregor — Jeaniene Frost

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? — Jeaniene Frost

He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone, this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls, My cat. — Margaret Benson

I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat. — Linus Torvalds

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. — Johnny Carson

Because I like to flirt with death. Let's do this, give me your best shot, human. Let's see who gives in first. This isn't my first time. — Shakuita Johnson

I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat. — Lea Michele

Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool! — Alanea Alder

I'm in wheelchair, man. You gonna tell me I can't have my seeing-eye cat with me? — Amy Harmon

My house feels like a proper home. It's very relaxed with a hippyish vibe. — Cat Deeley

He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! — Stephen King

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego. — Michelle M. Pillow

Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in. — Jen Calonita

I'm like Kipling's cat - I walk by my wild lone and wave my wild tail where so it pleases me. — L.M. Montgomery

happened - but I am pretty sure my unconscious mind played a role in it all. Well, to make a long story short, the cat — Leslie Riopel

I lean into him and tuck my head into that space between his head and his shoulder - the space that I always thought was custom-made just for me. — Cat Clarke

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. — Ebenezer Elliott

Apparently my subconscious freaked out when I saw blood on the vet's coat and then I abruptly passed out right on my cat. (That's not a euphemism.) — Jenny Lawson

I think the hardest thing about my life is that I've met so many people all over the world who I love, but they're not friends with each other. — Cat Power

My heart leaps as I remember this morning's note. This boy is my weirdo.
My weirdo is hot. — Cat Patrick

It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated. — Jeaniene Frost

Your professional physicist opinion?" I ask.
She smiles. "I believe the cat to be alive. And what says my esteemed colleague?"
"Alive," I say. — John Green

I'm a fraidy cat. I play everything very safe in my life, so I think that's why I like characters that don't. — Jennifer Jason Leigh

I think I will just use guitar as backing. I'm not doing a traditional folk thing, but a contemporary thing-my own version of folk, if you like. — Cat Stevens

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. — Grumpy Cat

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. — Noel Fielding

It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me. — Irving Townsend

She was my first cat ever, and I thought she was marvelous. — Julia Child

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! — Christopher Walken

As my mom used to say,If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit. — Cat Adams

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around. — Jonathan Tucker

A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,
Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici. — Joanne Harris

The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding. — Cat Deeley

Nothing in my tale seemed to surprised the woman. The cat, on the other hand, seemed not to find a word of it credible. — Margo Lanagan

My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more. — Gina Barreca

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring." — Grumpy Cat

I'm just too sexy for my cat. If I wasn't as sexy for my cat, I probably wouldn't have came back. I'm so sexy, I came back. — Metta World Peace

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten. — Lisa Kleypas

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass. — Michael J. Fox

My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches. — Charles Bukowski

I like communicating with cats. I know them and their body language - as my own cats know mine very well. Cats are adept at reading subtle signals. — Marge Piercy

Miles from nowhere. Guess I'll take my time. — Cat Stevens

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass. — Charles Bukowski

Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said slyly. 'Put a cat to watch a flock and the wolves eat well. — Bernard Cornwell

Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way. — Masashi Kishimoto

I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas. — Gina Gershon

Only astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website. — William J. Clinton

I have a hangover that feels like someone let a cat loose inside my face. — Charles Yu

Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery. — Rai Aren

If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand? — Cassandra Clare