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My Birthday Funny Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last year my birthday cake looked like a

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Ralph Kiner: On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I have no problems with buying tampons. I

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: She's 80 my nan, what do you want

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Prince: Act your age, not your shoe size.

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Robert Orben: The best birthdays of all are those that

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Anne Burack Sayre: Better to have to retrace your steps and

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Christmas never would have caught on if it

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Eva Gabor: I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

My Birthday Funny Quotes By Muhammad Ali: A man who views the world the same

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali