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You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. — Karen Marie Moning

My favorite song is happy birthday,
as that means there will be cake — Jane Yates

So how did he look at me?"
"Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? — Lisa Loeb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. — David Ulevitch

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Death smells like birthday cake. — Maggie Stiefvater

But if love wasn't just yours first, it was like cutting up and handing out your birthday cake before you blew out the candles. — Deb Caletti

I'm blowing this harder than an emphysemic octogenarian in front of a birthday cake. — Brea Brown

I had never been allowed to invite friends on my birthday, and nor was I on this one. I was sullen and surly, I ate the cake without a word ... — Karl Ove Knausgard

Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** — Various

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. — Bette Davis

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much. — George Harrison

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. — Diane Arbus

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake. — Else Holmelund Minarik

Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari

A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get to have them anymore. Celebrate it. Eat cake. Do something fun. — E.J. Divitt

If God had to go to such lengths to invite people to his birthday party, I reasoned, He probably wasn't serving very good cake. — Kirk Read

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel

Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's the magic. — Corrine Jackson

Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. — Lil' Wayne

I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys. — Hayden Panettiere

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

I'd be a birthday cake! — Liam Payne

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. — Walter Lord

Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by any comparison. — Beth Fantaskey

The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be. — Rysa Walker

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani

Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake. — Josh Lanyon

her ribs hugged her heart and the air went back to tasting like birthday cake. He — C.C. Hunter

This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. — Jonathan Tropper