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My Birthday Quotes & Sayings

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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday — John Walter Bratton

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday. — Michelle Trachtenberg

My favorite song is happy birthday,
as that means there will be cake — Jane Yates

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher

My mother groaned, my father wept, into the dangerous world I leapt. — William Blake

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar ... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon

My birthday began with the water -
Birds and the birds of the winged trees flying my name. — Dylan Thomas

I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday. — Peter O'Toole

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying? (Seeing all her children assembled at her bedside in her last illness.) — Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me. — Anthony Burgess

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton

I'm tipsy." I corrected, "and it's my birthday and I want to dance. Come one, Linc, it won't kill you. — Jessica Shirvington

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow

I left school on my 15th birthday. — David Bailey

Its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up — Rick Riordan

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. — Brandy Norwood

My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day. — Victor Cruz

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" — Nancy Astor

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over. — Woody Allen

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King! — James Toney

You like the party?
Is it in honour of anything?
My cat's birthday.
Where's your cat?
I don't know, he ran away. — Cassandra Clare

One, one, two, zero," I told him through the chattering of my teeth. "It's my birthday. — Patricia Briggs

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. — Bindi Irwin

Every morning is my birthday and every night is my death-day. — Santosh Kalwar

I've never really made a big deal out of my birthday. — Nikki Reed

My birthday? Is he gay?" Eli asked me with a confused look on his face. — Mariana Zapata

It was the week before my sixteenth birthday when the boy fell out of the door.
Is that a good start? — Anthony Horowitz

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

I tried to be as positive as possible, because I have the same birthday as Michael Jackson. He is my cosmic brother. I love him. — Meshell Ndegeocello

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. — Robert Webb

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday. — Jason Sudeikis

Happy birthday, my son. If only I could've helped you. — Bryan Konietzko

It's in my stars to invent; I was born on Madame Curie's birthday. I have this need for originals, for innovation. That's why I like Charlie Parker. — Joni Mitchell

I think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday! — Shoshannah Stern

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. — Cathy Guisewite

I'll be back before I have to meet the Headmaster about me going mad and killing people on my birthday, I swear. — Caitlin Kittredge

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great! — Colin Powell

I hate to tell you this, but it's not my birthday. Do I still get the present? ~ Michael McCade — Samanthe Beck

saying. 'I want it as a birthday present to my venerable — Esther Forbes

My cousin gave me a twin-neck electric guitar for one of my birthdays. It was amazing. Even though it was mine, I was never allowed to pick it up. — Sam Palladio

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible. — Courtney Robertson

I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. — Ansel Elgort

I jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears. — Michael Trucco

This loving greeting
is from the man who wants to share,
my life, my love, my everything
because nothing else compares. — Susan Smith

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. — Ellen Glasgow

In 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I wrote my first essay in English. — Pankaj Mishra

The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday. — Rick Springfield

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. — Eva Herzigova

And you used to make art and like boys and talk to horses and pull the moon through the window for my birthday present. — Jandy Nelson

Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday. — Jodi Picoult

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ? — Nancy Astor

POPPY: Don't just agree with me because it's my birthday, and I'm special, and you feel inferior under the shadow of my specialness. — Bijou Hunter

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then. — Pete Wentz

It was only in my forties that I started feeling young. — Henry Miller

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. — Chip Conley

For my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

My mother always bought our birthday gifts. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Birthday sex is my speciality. — Amy Andrews

May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you. — Auliq Ice

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried

But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time. — Judith Kinghorn

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. — George Bernard Shaw

'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give. — Jeremih

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. — Terry Crews

Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz. — Toks Olagundoye

The thought of him is electric, beating in my chest like a birthday wish, dark and warm and secret. — Brenna Yovanoff

The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever, — Taylor Swift

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank. — Samantha Barks

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. — Drake

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. — Jim Butcher

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. — Karl Jaspers

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. — Blake Anderson

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring ... — Diana Vreeland

I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures. — Chris Bosh

N this changing world, it's nice to know that one thing is forever ... you'll always be my sister! Happy Birthday to a Wonderful Sister — Rob Jackson

I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor. — Jason Reeves