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I decided to go for the honest answer. "My guess is I'm going to bed with a mental image of you, some lube and a box of tissues.
— Kirsty Moseley
You're gonna come apart in my hands the minute I touch you. I give you a week before you're back in my bed.
— Collette West
We huddle in the bed, and she squeezes my hand I-love-you.
— Truman Capote
A stranger sleeps next to me, like a stone beside another stone.
— Mihail Sebastian
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
— Anne Lamott
Fire and Blood were the words of House Targaryen, but Dunk once heard Ser Arlan say that Aegon's should have been Wash Her and Bring Her to My Bed.
— George R R Martin
My love's manners in bedare not to be discussed by me — Robert Creeley
I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.
— H.L. Mencken
In my free time, I love to lay in bed.
— Elizabeth Reaser
My best office is my bed.
— Philippe Starck
My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer.
— Rachel Bilson
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
— Jeff Kinney
That's my one rule: always take off my makeup; no matter how tired I am before going to bed, it comes off!
— Amber Le Bon
Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
When my bed is empty, Makes me feel awful mean and blue. My springs are getting rusty, Living single like I do.
— Bessie Smith
Sometimes I lie in bed trying to decide which of my friends I truly care about, and I always come to the same conclusion: none of them.
— Miranda July
You're sitting on my bed," he said. "Did yo think I was under it?
— Cassandra Clare
The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets threewise silverflamed,
— Anthony Burgess
Every morning I stay in bed for ten minutes to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face and check my karma
— Drew Barrymore
I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.
— Karen Black
I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am.
— Chavela Vargas
My fear was that I'd oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I'd drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe?
— Janet Evanovich
I couldn't help my blush. Especially as Rhys added, Tonight, I want you to wear that crown to bed. Only the crown. Scoundrel. Always. I
— Sarah J. Maas
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
— Ahmet Zappa
I know that the thing under my bed doesn't exist. But I also know that if I keep my feet under the blanket, it won't grab my ankle
— Stephen King
When I sleep I sleep and do not dream because it is as well that I am what I seem when I am in my bed and dream.
— Gertrude Stein
I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own land, but I want to own the oceans.
— Jarod Kintz
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
— Emo Philips
I get as much sleep as possible. When I get home, I have just enough energy to lay out my clothes and go to bed.
— Constance Marie
I wrote 'The Hunger Games' in a chair, like a La-Z-Boy chair, next to my bed. I had an office, but my kids sort of took it over.
— Suzanne Collins
I had buried my romance in a bed of asphodel.
— Oscar Wilde
How about you ask me something like, "What do you want more than anything?" and I reply with, "A hellhound in my bed"?
— Amanda Carlson
A book, a good chair, my pipe, and a good bed to go to when night falls, and I'm as happy as one can be in this very trying world.
— Warren Lewis
I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.
— David Alan Grier
I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.
— William Shakespeare
My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.
— Jim Gaffigan
Once I'm already in my room, I still have to open a door to get into my bed. It's like a giant box. It's like the boy in a bubble.
— Michael Phelps
My work comprises one vast book like Proust's except that my remembrances are written on the run instead of afterwards in a sick bed.
— Jack Kerouac
If I lived my life according to what Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh said about me, I would just stay in bed all day.
— Cindy Sheehan
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
— Heather Mills
I may have said that I wanted to have an adventure," replied Miss Thane. "But I never said that I wanted to be murdered in my bed.
— Georgette Heyer
I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels.
— Nickolas Butler
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
— Queen Latifah
But I will be,A bridegroom in my death, and run into't
As to a lover's bed. — William Shakespeare
Caesar's double-bed is warmAs an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden
But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin.
— Sierra Simone
Thanks for outing me. (Alix)Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.
— Scroobius Pip
I think of night. The moon shines in front of the bed. Above the frost is the doubt. I look up and there is a full moon. I look down and miss my life.
— Antonio Garrido
Good God, it's like a burly pirate landed in my bed and is waiting for another round of debauchery.
— Kristen Callihan
There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet.
— Nicole Krauss
I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.
— Brandon Boyd
Snake my way into her bed? You dont' know your roomate well do you? She jumped me and rode me til I was cross-eyed!~Jack — Ann Mayburn
I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one.
— Lesley Manville
I go home, I have dinner with my wife and kids, and after my kids go to bed, I'm back online doing stuff.
— Dave Goldberg
Pancakes! I jumped from my bed excitedly and jogged to the kitchen: my quick morning run.
— Kia Carrington-Russell
I've washed that man right into my hair He's sat in my chair and slept in my bed
He's eaten all my porridge and climbed inside my head — Carrie Fisher
Come in. Sit anywhere but on the bed. Don't look cute, don't get undressed, and don't touch my underwear.
— Christina Lauren
For some reason, my hair always looked best right before bed, and what good was that?
— Ruta Sepetys
The game must have been past my bed-time.
— Theo Walcott
Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't you understand? I want to spend my life with you. I want you to be there when I go to bed at night and when I wake up in the morning.
— Heather Anastasiu
Im not gay, but the man in my bed last night was.
— Tom DeLonge
Fuckin' my man in my bed," he said over Gabriel's shoulder. "You got some goddamn nerve, girl.
— Cara McKenna
The RemoteI often think about you
when I'm lying alone in
my room with my mouth
open and the remote
lost somewhere in the bed. — Leonard Cohen
His slow smile didn't soften his hawkish features. You'll come to my bed. And you won't think it a waste of time.
— Meljean Brook
I can assure you that next to my bed, there is always a copy of the Dharmapada which I read from every night.
— Frederick Lenz
Until I was six years old we lived in the projects, then my two brothers and three sisters and I moved to a three-bed that my mother's father built.
— David Johansen
Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet.
— Elle A. Rose
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
— Mike Ness
