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What's in the bag?" Plath asked."Laptops and phones. And guns."
"Laptops and phones and guns, oh my!" Burnofsky parodied. — Michael Grant
I didn't cry much after I was 35, but staggered stony-faced into middle age, a handkerchief still in my bag just in case.
— Hilary Mantel
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews.
— Henry Czerny
I like salty, creamy foods. I could sit down with a bag of chips and French onion dip and go to town! That would be on my last-supper list.
— Christina Hendricks
My bag was as light as my happy-go-lucky heart.
— Tove Jansson
As I handed her the bag, the old scars on my wrist throbbed with buried memories.
— Maggie Stiefvater
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
— Dave Barry
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot.
— Tommy Cooper
I would never directly contradict anything Neil deGrasse Tyson says, because - compared to Neil deGrasse Tyson - my skull is a bag of hammers. I'm
— Chuck Klosterman
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.
— Steven Cojocaru
My heart's in my hand, and my hand is pierced, and my hand's in the bag, and the bag is shut, and my heart is caught.
— Jean Genet
My air bag went off this morning. I told her to shut the hell up.
— Robert Leland Taylor
My arms flew up of thier own accord knoking my bag down. I grabbed hold of the desk to keep myself from falling down.
— Wendy Mass
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
— Demetri Martin
In my view, a political vision is not a grab-bag of discrete problems and solutions. It is the visionary anticipation of a direction.
— Roberto Unger
I thought I had a handle on my future. But the future, it turns out, is not a tote bag.
— Anna Quindlen
Wow' said Rose 'I never Knew my wish really is your command.'The Doctor (10th) grinned. 'One bag of chips and I'm anyone's — Stephen Cole
My handbag turned into a diaper bag for the chronically ill.
— Tracey Berkowitz
I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.
— Brian McFadden
I started out wanting to be a straight adventure cartoonist, but in 1979 realized what my real bag was.
— Mike Royer
Somewhere in hell Satan has just pulled out a bag of marshmallows and is roasting them in my honor.
— Carian Cole
I had hope in my future. She had a body bag in hers.
— Kori Bates
I write down inspirational things on cards that I keep in my bag and look at during the round.
— Yani Tseng
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
— Bruce Lansky
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.
— John Oliver
The first day of training in Big Bear, it felt like somebody put a plastic bag over my head. After eight weeks up there, I feel very strong.
— Tavoris Cloud
The Wood is that that makes the gallows tree;The Weed is that that strings the hangman's bag;
The Wag, my pretty knave, betokens thee. — Walter Raleigh
On the hot, fragrant afternoon of my graduation from college it seemed that good fortune was not merely latent but unavoidable, folded and in the bag.
— Geoffrey Wolff
For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.
— Mary Lou Retton
And into the brown paper bag of my heart, Eddy slipped a smile.
— David James Duncan
I opened the bag and ran my hand through his ashes. He's like an instant universe. Just add a little water, and we'd have a big bang right here.
— Trebor Healey
Art is weaker than life - in the end I have a bag of letters to scrabble into order - rune tiles to cast my fate ...
— John Geddes
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
I can't argue my way out of a paper bag.
— Gabriel Macht
You're not going to put a bag over my head, are you?
— C.D. Reiss
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
— Bobby Jones
Tenzin said, "More popcorn, my boy."Giovanni ripped the plastic bag open and held the paper bag. "This is ridiculous. I'm not a kitchen appliance. — Elizabeth Hunter
My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips.
— Sandra Cisneros
Nonni's Biscotti Bites fit perfectly in my camera bag for a spontaneous break between photo shoots.
— Nigel Barker
The bag I wanted was beyond reason - something to hold my poems, twice as big as the universe and it must be androgynous.
— Eileen Myles
Gwen handed the bag to him. "Honey buns for my honey bun.
— Shelly Laurenston
Lacy tugged several tissues from her shoulder bag. "Here." She watched me clean my lips and wipe my nose as she fiddled with her purse strap. "Better?
— Kerry Lonsdale
Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
— Joan Rivers
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
— Jessica Simpson
An arrow isn't the only thing I shoot straight. If you ever come near my wife, you'll be hauled off in a body bag.
— Lucy McConnell
I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river.
— Derek Landy
He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?''I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and tanning spray. You? — Melissa Keil
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag.
— Rachel Zoe
I keep 'The Paper Bag Princess' by Robert Munsch on my shelf to remind me that my prince will love me no matter what I wear. Cheesy!
— Brittany Snow
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
— Bob Monkhouse
I have a big bag of M&M's in the pantry, and I have a scoop after lunch. That's my treat.
— Summer Sanders
Love is not my bag.
— Gore Vidal
Lately I'd begun carrying pain amulets in my bag, like some people have breath mints.
— Kim Harrison
I can be a show-off at home. But publicly, I have always been a private person. It's not totally my bag to court the press.
— Jade Jagger
I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000.
— Nicki Minaj
I paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag.
— Ralph E. Reed Jr.
Lucifer. You're my brother, and I love you. But sometimes, You're just a great big bag of dicks.
— Gabriel
I had a 15th club in my bag.
— Ben Crenshaw
I've got on my Avon jewelry. I have my pink Avon bag. Not one thing on my face is non-Avon.
— Sheri McCoy
designated spot in my bag - or as Roberto calls it, my
— Elodie Nowodazkij
