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I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like. — Pippa Evans

And there ain't nothin' like a friend who can tell you you're just pissin' in the wind.
Neil Young, "Ambulance Blues" from "On the Beach" (1974) — Neil Young

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter — Fran Lebowitz

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock

The ambulance left. My shoulders became gallows and from them I hanged. — Daniel Kraus

The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by. — China Chow

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. — Simon Munnery

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death. — Phil Lester

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action. — Illeana Douglas

Outside an ambulance begins to scream as if overwhelmed by the suffering it must forever carry in its belly. — Alan Moore

During every race, an ambulance trails the riders around the course. You know that sometimes you are going to end up in the back of that ambulance. — Tony McCoy

My job driving the ambulance was not very severe, you did what you were supposed to do. That was my main job. — Frank Buckles

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. — Frank Carson

The cardiac calls require medical intervention. So an ambulance for a cardiac call requires a doctor, a ward boy and medical equipment. — Shaffi Mather

An ambulance came. Then a cop car.
When pressed harder about it, I cried. A lot.
Howled, really. — Stephanie Kuehn

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill. — Erma Bombeck

The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society. — Boman Irani

Patients are almost always preceded by their parents, because no matter how fast an ambulance can drive, terrified parents can drive faster. — John Green

Be the Ambulance. Make toast. — Gordon Korman

I put a row of toys on the bed. A brown-haired Barbie doll, then a Lego ambulance...then a gray Buckbeak the Hippogriff. — Emily Barr

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. — Jeff Foxworthy

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end. — Lane Kirkland

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. — Phyllis Diller

An old sergeant said, if you want to get to France in a hurry, then join the ambulance service, the French are big for ambulance service. — Frank Buckles

Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in a crash? An ambulance stopped suddenly. — Barbara Delinsky

I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance. — Melvin Belli

It's plain that a fence is of no consequence, If the ambulance works in the valley. — Joseph Malins

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance. — Ina Garten

I think every writer should have tattooed backwards on his forehead, like ambulance on ambulances, the words 'everybody needs an editor. — Michael Crichton

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse. — George Galloway

Hi, I'm at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube. — John Green

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance? — Stewart Lee Beck

I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance — Lord Finesse