Mustard Quotes: top 66 famous quotes about Mustard

Mustard Quotes & Sayings

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When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

Like the garlic mustard in my garden and the roses on my fence, love has a funny way of blooming after years of being buried. — Sarah Strohmeyer

I have a mustard seed and I'm not afraid to use it! — Pope Benedict XVI

Memories are like that, like mustard seeds, tiny at first, but eventually the largest tree in all of the garden. — Sarah Domet

I eat a lot. I'm a big sandwich dude. Turkey, mayonnaise, mustard, cheese, yes. I love craft services. — Jason Mitchell

I worship a God who is as broad as the outer limits of the expanding universe and as tiny as a mustard seed. — Amos Smith

Paint in blue and black ... sometimes gray - the colors of night - occasionally I surprise you with a mustard yellow, but then, I am a poet ... — John Geddes

I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard. — Wylie Dufresne

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus

I have a mustard seed; and I am not afraid to use it. — Pope Benedict XVI

Dead like slipped on a bar of soap or like Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead piping? — Nick Harkaway

Idea. Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. Violet, — Lemony Snicket

It was wonderful, of course
ham with mustard is a meal of glory. — Dodie Smith

Faith in thy self is mustard seed of success. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. — Lemony Snicket

I saw you in the library.
With - "
" Colonel Mustard? — Cassandra Clare

I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses. — Kurt Vonnegut

Pity is like eating mustard without beef. — Augustus Hare

Want your words to live forever? Write them on your pants in mustard. — Sean DeLauder

Our intelligence officials estimate that Saddam Hussein had the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent. — George W. Bush

Mustard's no good without roast beef. — Chico Marx

Keep favorite condiments on hand, such as ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and salsa. — Betty Crocker

I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory. — Alexander The Great

I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. — A.M. Homes

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard? — William Shakespeare

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. — Cody Lundin

I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Jose Andres

Jewish texts compare the knowable universe to the size of a mustard seed. Similar association between God and man made in Quran, Buddhism. — Sudhir Ahluwalia

Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it. — Nigel Slater

Your flavor in my mind swings back and forth between sweeter than any wine and as bitter as mustard greens. — Aaron Weiss

But we had young turnips and mustard greens in our befuddled stomach that day, and these things make bravery. — Catherynne M Valente

A germ of religious exaltation, no bigger than a mustard seed. — Yann Martel

Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains. — Hosea Ballou

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

True faith has no eyes, no ability to see. Instead, the Father left us with the most precious little grain - a tiny little thing - in a mustard seed. — Ursula Denise Walker

Flamingoes and mustard both bite. And the moral of that is
Birds of a feather flock together. — Lewis Carroll

Instead of coconut yam kootu, why not boiled beef tongue with a mustard sauce?"
"That sounds non-veg. — Yann Martel

Colonel Mustard did it, however the motherfucker did it, his ass is in the hole. — Kristen Ashley

The Mustard Seed Charm

With Faith As Small As A Mustard Seed, Then You Can Move Mountains: Nothing Will Be Impossible — Viola Shipman

Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly? — Penny Reid

Like roses and mustard gas. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage, — Karl Ove Knausgard

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each. — Erma Bombeck

I grew up in Zurich until I was 12, and I've always come to Vorderer Sternen for a sausage, a hunk of bread, and some mustard. — Daniel Humm

The mustard on the roof of my mouth gave me the feeling that someone was removing my nasal hair with a blowtorch. — Marcel Theroux

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! — John Cena

As long as we have unsolved problems, unfulfilled desires, and a mustard seed of faith, we have all we need for a vibrant prayer life. — John Ortberg

Tammy dips her pickles in mustard and red dirt and everyone knows why," she whispered as if someone might overhear. — Valenciya Lyons

Courage, not cleverness; not even inspiration, is the grain of mustard that grows up to be a great tree. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments. — Justin Timberlake

The mustard lined his lips. At one point a strand of sauerkraut was smeared against his chin. — Paul Zindel

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. — Chris Pratt

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie! — Rachel Renee Russell

If a good woman isn't a little bit Bitchy sometimes, it is just as though Dijon mustard didn't have any taste. — Ernest Hemingway,

If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed ... nothing shall be impossible unto you. — Norman Vincent Peale

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory — Dodie Smith

I became the burst shell of a mustard seed to dwell for an eye-blink amid a starburst galaxy of broken dreams. — David B. Lentz

Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state. — Lauren Barnholdt

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'. — Sebastian Horsley

A tale without love is like beef without mustard: insipid. — Anatole France

Any human love a man gets he can make fill his life. It's like the grain of mustard-seed. — William John Locke

Try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard. — Mark Twain

Doubt is a lot like faith; A mustard's seed worth changes everything. — Donna Johnson

Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day! — Tom Althouse

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard. — Ogden Nash

When it comes to horseradish, wasabi, or powdered mustard, think "sinus clearing." The most satisfying bites of these brassicas end with a sneeze. — Laura B. Russell