Mustache Quotes
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Mustache Quotes & Sayings
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The man waxed his mustache. In Sebastian's book, that was never a good sign.
— Stephen Gallagher
What can I say?" Poe muttered. "Chicks dig the mustache.
— Kelly Creagh
I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.
— John Hodgman
Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect.
— George R R Martin
The writer, an old man with a white mustache, had some difficulty in getting into bed.
— Sherwood Anderson
Where does one purchase a mustache in London? Fleet Street?
— Gail Carriger
Norm was lean, his short, straight black hair parted on the side, his mustache trimmed like he'd never heard of Adolf Hitler.
— Jane Sunday
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
— Noel Coward
Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?
— David Letterman
His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d'Artagnan her husbandsuch a handsome man, and such a fierce mustache! — Alexandre Dumas
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
— Curly Howard
When I get angry I tend to raise my voice - with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.
— Jarod Kintz
I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks.
— Marilyn Manson
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
— Yasmine Bleeth
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in life.
— Hermann Hesse
This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
— J. B. Smoove
It was like a bad movie except he didn't actually twirl his mustache.-Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122- — Cassandra Clare
The mustache - I was never happy with the fullness of it. I was a bit too young. Maybe I'll bring it back in my mid-thirties.
— Brandon Flowers
I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]
— John G. Schmitz
He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." - Bats 2015
— Fred Barnett
In the best works of fiction, there's no mustache-twirling villain. I try to write shows where even the bad guy's got his reasons.
— Lin-Manuel Miranda
His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet, and incidental.
— Barbara Kingsolver
I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.
— Jarod Kintz
I've met dozens of officers who think their immaculate mustache can move the world.
— Brian McClellan
Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache.
— Kevin Connolly
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.
— Carrie Brownstein
Bobby just stared at me. There was already crumbs in his mustache and it was barely seven in the morning.
— Susan Juby
The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.
— Justin Hawkins
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
— Greg Gutfeld
A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.
— John Oates
Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly?
— Penny Reid
The row was actually about everything in creation, but it had for its subject of the moment the boy's mustache.
— Kurt Vonnegut
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
— Marty Feldman
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First, he [Donald Trump] took out like this little make up compact like right here, because he had a sweat mustache.
— Marco Rubio
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
— Frank Zappa
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It's really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
— Larry David
Poirot smoothed his mustache, as if he imagined that laughing might have shaken it out of shape.
— Sophie Hannah
Tioga did you wipe it on my mustache?
— Michael McNally
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.
— Caitlin Moran
The demonic face stared up at him. It had horns, a Snidely Whiplash mustache and a nasty grin.
— Pamela K. Kinney
I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.
— Andrew Luck
The delirium and horror of the East. The dusty catastrophe of Asia. Green only on the banner of the Prophet. Nothing grows here except mustaches.
— Joseph Brodsky
I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.
— John Oates
He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache ...
— Charles Bukowski
(I don't know why the word "mustache" exists, though. Can't we just call it lip hair?)
— Ellen DeGeneres
He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.
— Erin Bowman
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
— John Hodgman
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
— Rose Wilder Lane
Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.
— Sam The Sham
Buying gifts for a kid. Can we get him a cute little cape and a mustache so he looks like old Uncle Lando?" Lobot
— Chuck Wendig
I was afraid I sounded a bit comical with all my threats. As if I needed a mustache to twirl like some sort of ancient villain.
— Diana Peterfreund
Do I look stupid? snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
— J.K. Rowling
Put that in your mustache and smoke it.
— Agatha Christie
I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
— Keith Carradine
I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.
— Ashton Kutcher
Also, he had the kind of mustache a college roommate of hers used to say looked like it had crawled up to find a warm spot to die.
— Lorrie Moore
Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache.
— Kevin Connolly
I must send a beard to rescue a mustache!
— Gail Carriger
I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.
— Katherine Rundell
My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.
— Edmond Rostand
Ariana, there's a small rodent on your face. Thought you should know.""It's a mustache. Kyra assured me that it's extremely convincing. — Bridget Zinn
Krawg's vulturebeak nose twitched in the middle of the few undisciplined whiskers that grew where a mustache did not.
— Jeffrey Overstreet
Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.
— Albert Einstein
I had a mustache when I was 13.
— David Schwimmer
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
— Jesse Ventura
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.
— Bob Dylan
Joost had two problems: the moon and his mustache.
— Leigh Bardugo
No wife, no horse, no mustache
— Robert Anton Wilson
Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.
— Jesse Peyronel
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
— Lee Tergesen
Nietzsche: A poet with a philosophy. A system without a method. A mustache with a man.
— Eric Jarosinski
