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I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ... but enjoying the music".
— Demetri Martin
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat.
— Wes Montgomery
Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first?
— Christine Feehan
I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda
Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
— Randy Newman
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
— Chanel West Coast
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
— Alexander Borodin
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.
— Julianne Moore
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
— Al Yankovic
It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy.
— Judd Apatow
To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
— Jimmy Durante
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability
— Sophia Bennett
When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music.
— John McLaughlin
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
— Rita Rudner
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
— Henny Youngman
What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
— Kevin Dalton
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
— Lady Gaga
I smash guitars because I like them.
— Pete Townshend
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert.
— Sophia Dembling
I don't know any sad songs. Except for the funny ones.
— Richard Powers
The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos.
— David Byrne
I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose.
— Hans Zimmer
For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It's such a funny, grandiose idea
— Florence Welch
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.
— Eric Church
I know this music from memory, not from the music.
— Eugene Ormandy
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
Fate has a funny way of intervening in people's lives.
— Katie Ashley
I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.
— Natasha Leggero
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me.
— Tom Felton
It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.
— Heidi Cullinan
I just don't - Ronan. My ears are bleeding!Ronan turned down the music. — Maggie Stiefvater
Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
— Dave Grohl
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
— Frank Zappa