Mothers Humor Quotes
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Mothers Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Praise, my dear one.
Let us disappear into praising.
Nothing belongs to us. — Rainer Maria Rilke
Let us disappear into praising.
Nothing belongs to us. — Rainer Maria Rilke
Life always begins with one step outside of your comfort zone.
— Shannon L. Alder
Our fathers were demons,' Catarina said. 'Our mothers were heroes.
— Cassandra Clare
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
— George Carlin
This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework.
— Ben Aaronovitch
But remember, there's only one of us here: What we give to others, we give to ourselves.
— Marianne Williamson
I'm your mother. I see all. Hear all. Know all.
— Maria V. Snyder
She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.
— Liza Minnelli
Professional interrogators should study mothers.
— L.E. Modesitt Jr.
Unbelievable! You are unbelievable! First you ruin my life and then you blame it on my period!
— Jane Aire
Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers.
— John Pearson
We have nothing to fear but our mothers.
— Anne Taintor
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
— Ambrose Bierce
Never underestimate the fury of an angry mother, Caspar. They're the most vicious creatures in the world.
— Elizabeth Hunter
Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid.
— Mindy Schanback
Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.
— Shannon L. Alder
The bride's getting ready to toss her bouquet, so get me up there! Mom said the day after she turned 96.
— June Shaw
Lets ignore our mothers' well-meant advice.
— Anne Taintor
A society gets the criminals it deserves.
— Val McDermid
Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there.
— Paula Wall
I'm a mother," said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what I know.
— Neil Gaiman
My mother was either telepathic or she had secret cameras in my apartment, and I hoped for the latter.
— Atom Yang
You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.
— Jennifer Crusie
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
— Brian Spellman