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Motherfucker Quotes & Sayings

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Limp dick motherfucker! Let me go! — Belle Aurora

Not worth it," Cheryl decreed, "been there, done that, got the fuckin' t-shirt and it didn't fit so I threw the motherfucker out. — Kristen Ashley

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker. — Rachel Vincent

Trust is like a mirror; once its broken, you can glue it back together, but you can still see the cracks in that motherfucker's reflection. — Jessica N. Watkins

He was fine dying here, long as this motherfucker died first." -- The Devil in Snakeskins — Andy Henion

That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker. — Tina Fey

This grown man who now phones his father to say, Motherfucker, I ain't seen pussy so long, I'd throw stones at it. — David Sedaris

He isn't my man."
"Girl, it don't matter you don't think he is, he thinks he is. Therefore in Badass Motherfucker Land, that means he is. — Kristen Ashley

Andross, you motherfucker. — Brent Weeks

But somewhere in my circle of supposed loyal "fam" was a dirty motherfucker. The accusations were pointing at everybody. — Jessica N. Watkins

round. Then I'm calling the fight. You knock this motherfucker out right now or it's over. — Aly Martinez

Don't ever aggress on that motherfucker.... — J.R. Ward

Guilt is motherfucker,... it takes everything motivation, aspiration and soul. (Kill Game 2015) — Deyth Banger

Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you. — Dan Simmons

Good food makes me want to hit a punching bag like, Dat's right motherfucker. You done did it there. — Eddie Huang

It was the kind of bar where everybody knew your name, as long as your name was 'Motherfucker'. — John Connolly

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker. — Josh Bazell

I wish there was a way that 1988 Ice Cube could be introduced to 2014 Ice Cube. He would be as astounded as a motherfucker. — Shea Serrano

FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER! — Nicole Hamlett

Olivia Callahan, get your ass out here and kill this motherfucker, I have shit to do. — J.J. McAvoy

When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat — Stieg Larsson

Write like a motherfucker. — Cheryl Strayed

Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker??? — Deyth Banger

Your father's impressive.'He's a scary motherfucker, but we get along well. — Aleksandr Voinov

Write so blazingly good that you can't be framed ... Write like a motherfucker. — Cheryl Strayed

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

I'm a pioneer, motherfucker. — Dena Rash Guzman

Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker! — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story. — Don Roff

I'm a woman. That means I break hard. And mend like a motherfucker; all sexy and full of heartbreakingly beautiful scars. — Staceyann Chin

Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the motherfucker who plays it is 80 percent. — Miles Davis

The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis

he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker's going down. — Jonathan L. Howard

Fuck you, Jack Ching," David Emerson swore. He found the keys were still in the ignition, and turned them. "Yeah. It's jackalope season, motherfucker. — Chad Huskins

If it's you or me I'd make yourself right with God, motherfucker. — Teresa Mummert

Game On, Motherfucker..... — Mindy

Semper Fi! MotherFucker! — U.S. Marine Corps

Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust. — R.D. Ronald

Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you. — Linda Kage

Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt. — Tucker Max

You're the scarest motherfucker in the room. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The unifying theme is resilience and faith. The unifying theme is being a warrior and a motherfucker. It is not fragility. It's strength. It's nerve. — Cheryl Strayed

Winning is a bitch, but revenge is a motherfucker. — Ronda Rousey

He watched its heart beating. He watched it blinking. "You are one ugly motherfucker. — Blake Crouch

But Felix was no longer Felix. He was a vampire motherfucker. — Guillermo Del Toro

You've now got a reputation as a scary motherfucker with no limits when it comes to your kid and your pack." The — Nalini Singh

Though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the evilest motherfucker in the valley — Alex Garland

If I had to fight dirty to keep him, then I'd be the dirtiest motherfucker there ever was. — Cambria Hebert

Knock-knock, motherfucker. — Jenny Lawson

Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly — Patrick Rothfuss

Ares sends his regards, motherfucker. — Pierce Brown

I kill with my heart, motherfucker — Stephen King

humanity you sick motherfucker. — Charles Bukowski

He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed. — Red Tash

You really are one mad Irish motherfucker. — Gregory David Roberts

Today. Also, use the word motherfucker at some point. You'll feel a lot better. Trust me. — Penelope Douglas

AMFYOYO - an acronym for "adios motherfucker, you're on your own — Lena Dunham

You're the scariest motherfucker in the room. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I know why Jesus wept, motherfucker. — James O'Barr

That motherfucker hurt our coya, you son of a bitch, and if you're going to kill anyone, put the gun to your head first.(less) — Lora Leigh

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you fucking alien motherfucker. — Rick Yancey

This Zippo read, 'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil.. for I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley. — Paullina Simons

Necessity is the motherfucker of invention. — Christopher Buckley

Twitter, twatter, fudder, motherfucker, I don't care what it's called. — L. H. Cosway

I like to quote Shakespeare. But in this case, the rapper Eminem said it best: Words are a motherfucker. — Jillian Keenan

that fucking motherfucker — Kristen Ashley

Country's friggin' dying, man, you have to triage the motherfucker. — Jess Row

My goal is to always come from a place of love ... but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherfucker — RuPaul

How do you like your peace now, motherfucker? — John Scalzi

Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. — Warren Ellis

Aha!" Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. "You motherfucker! I knew you were the father! — J.R. Ward

If I told you once, I told you a million times: you're a handsome motherfucker. I'm almost gay for you. — Debra Anastasia

Oh, for the love of Hey-zeus," he heard her grumbling. "Where are you, motherfucker? — Elle Kennedy

Life hurts. Hell, it hurts like a motherfucker. — S.L. Jennings

I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole, said Stagger Lee. — Nick Cave

How's that? Do I look like Errol Flynn?" "You are a dashing motherfucker," she told him. She — Joe Hill

That boy is a badass motherfucker.
Badass motherfuckers get their coffee first. It's a rule at Fortnum's. — Kristen Ashley

You had to know when it made sense to try to untangle something and when to just cut the motherfucker loose. — Joe Hill

Don't say pussy in church, motherfucker."
"Oh yeah? Because motherfucker is better? — Harper Sloan

Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about — David Sedaris

Weeks passed, but my Word-A-Day Calendar was stuck on motherfucker. — Colson Whitehead

I felt like it needed some color down there, so I painted the walls with the motherfucker. — Joe Hill

Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker. — Julie Ann Walker

I nodded and made a notation on my legal pad. It read Got you, motherfucker. — Michael Connelly

You have the right to every end of your exploration and no motherfucker anywhere can tell you otherwise ... — Ta-Nehisi Coates

Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes — MaryJanice Davidson

Life has so many tuneless days... what better posture to take than to become a whimsical motherfucker? — Kathleen Collins

Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes. — Elle Casey

Time to experiment. Necessity being the motherfucker of whatever is in its way. — Tim Winton

Motherfucker," he groaned. "No Gamble, and I'm stuck in a class with not one, or even two, but three untouchables. This is going to suck ... ass. — Linda Kage

Cucumbers are better, motherfucker," Vic told the corpse. — Gavin G. Smith

Mook standing across the room naked. I looked down at myself and I was completely naked. This motherfucker had kidnapped and raped me. — Mz. Lady P

Read it like a motherfucker. — Cheryl Strayed

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. — Don Roff

I'll kill him, I'll kill that motherfucker, — Lucian Bane

I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here ... until Jean shows up. — Scott Lynch

This is her husband motherfucker. Don't call my wife's phone again," With that Uri hangs up. — Blue Saffire

You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker! Tyler shouted. — Jeaniene Frost

the history of a tough motherfucker he — Charles Bukowski

Bingo, motherfucker--this shit's for real. — Nevaeh Lee