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Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

"Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness — Aeschylus

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death. — Phyllis Diller

I think my mother found her mother-in-law entertaining, and in a person who entertains us, there is much we forgive. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I never felt like a good Jew. My mother was not Jewish, and that makes me a non-Jew according to Jewish religious law. — Stephane Hessel

The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator. — Joseph P. Bradley

He was glad that Pemberley was fifty miles from Longbourn and he hoped that his mother-in-law would not visit often. — Jane Grix

...and this is what grandmothers and mother-in-law and mothers do. They fight for the good. — Fredrik Backman

My mother should have been an attorney. She and Abe could have opened a law firm together. — Richelle Mead

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Jerome K. Jerome

Tell your mother the Law of Stolen Flight.'
'Only flame, and things with wings. All the rest suffer stings. — Jonathan Carroll

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room. — Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning

This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this? — John Corwin

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. — Gail Simmons

I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. — Seal

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson

My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye. — Wilbur Smith

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

Certainty is the mother of repose, and therefore the common law aims at certainty. — Philip Yorke, 1st Earl Of Hardwicke

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

She sees me once in a guy's arms and she has us married already. I wonder what Raffe would think of my mom being his mother-in-law. — Susan Ee

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer

Of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe