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What I learn today I shall know forever. Whether or not I remember that I know it is a different story.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.
— Elizabeth Inchbald
The real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.
— Neil Gaiman
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
— Thomas Jefferson
Did you once own ruby slippers, and did a house fall on your head? You're a daft little munchkin.
— Heather Fleener
What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller
The emotion was the most important thing.
— Graham Spaid
Now, invite me in, before I lose my temperature.''Temper, you mean.'
'No, temperature. It's getting chilly. — Steven Erikson
Lord Emsworth belonged to the people-like-to-be-left-alone-to-amuse-themselves-when-they-come-to-a-place school of hosts
— P.G. Wodehouse
You spit in this?""Yup."
Chris shrugged. "As long as you're honest. — R.L. Mathewson
One of my students once asked me:-' Teacher, do you like kids?'-
I said:
-' Yes, especially baked.'- — Me
The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic.
— William J. Clinton
Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
— Ali Cooper
The most overpowering will is the will to not work.
— Saleem Sharma
I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.
— Scylar Tyberius
May as well have ox blood running through those veins," I added, "You're as stubborn as one. — Katherine McIntyre
I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.
— Haruki Murakami
The closest I ever came to a near death experience was living in LA.
— Deirdra Baldwin
Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
Charm of the most insidious kind: humorous, self-deprecating, and disarmingly frank and confiding.
— Loretta Chase
The most colossal display of wise, inspiring,and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place. — Richard Lederer
People take power trips at the most inopportune times.
— Lida Sideris
This must be the most embarrassing moment in my life. I am glad I am too ill to appreciate it fully.
— Janet Mullany
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
— Mose Allison
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.
— Karen Salmansohn
And most of the time, when you're young and dumb - you know everything! Charles Freeman Lee bebop pianist and trumpeter
— Annette Johnson
You can't be too careful about work. It's the most dangerous habit known to medical science.
— Eugene O'Neill
Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
— Jenny Lawson
Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.
— Michael P. Clutton
Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet.
— Robert Reich
No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam!
— Gina Marinello-Sweeney
Oh, death in space was most humorous.
— Ray Bradbury
Do you follow the wrestling? Most people think it's illegal, but you can watch it there. Ruby and Python are on display this evening.
— Samuel R. Delany
If you don't succeed the first time - you're about average
— Frederick L. Coxen
I took your name when I took those vowsI meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now. — The Band Perry
Buy this book , buy this book , you need this book, buy book now.'Subliminal messaging works! — Nick Jimbanis
This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.
— Cara Lynn Shultz
Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
— Steven Pinker
Apollo wanted out. Out of Aphrodite, out of this bathroom, out of this house, and out of this life.
— Marie Phillips
I suspected his middle name was "Yum".
— Camilla Chafer
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness.
— John Dryden
ARISE, AWAKE AND STOP NOT TILL THE GOAL IS REACHED
— Swami Vivekananda
You learn to smile even in you liver?''Even in my lire, Ketut. Big smile in my liver. — Elizabeth Gilbert
The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
God doesn't send atheists to Hell there's no room with all the Christians down there. — Quentin R. Bufogle
In Tantric Zen you can be humorous and make fun of anything or you can be very serious.
— Frederick Lenz
It had better be. It doesn't do much when it's soft.
— Brent Weeks
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!
— Rick Riordan
A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!
— Charles Dickens
Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words.""I love you? — Lisa Scottoline
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald