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Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
— Olivia Munn
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.
— Abhishek Krishnan
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People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.
— Pete Incaviglia
Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.
— J.K. Rowling
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny?
— Jessica Biel
Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.
— Josephine Angelini
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
— Elbert Hubbard
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
— Milton Jones
Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
— Alice Clayton
I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.
— Carmelo Anthony
Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.
— Rick Riordan
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
— Cat Deeley
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
— T. J. Miller
Business is the most exciting game.
— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception.
— Nalini Singh
He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed.
— Kristen Ashley
It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.
— Jasmine V
What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.
— F. Sionil Jose
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
— Lois Greiman
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.
— Mike Birbiglia
He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.
— Paula McLain
Time was funny like that. If you didn't keep track of it, make the most of every moment, it could run away from you.
— Donna Augustine
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
— Greg Kinnear
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
— Sylvie Meis
Most often when I stammerThat's my brain
Correcting my grammer. — Joyce Rachelle
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Most people are idiots
— Christopher G. Nuttall
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
— Marc Maron
At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway.
— Ashley Poston
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.
— Linda Kozlowski
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
— Jamie Farrell
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
— Jerry Coleman
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.
— Katie Couric
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
— Tucker Carlson
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
— Kareena Kapoor
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
— Cedric The Entertainer
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
— Dylan Moran
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
— Jerry Lewis
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
— Jerry Coleman
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
— David Hyde Pierce
It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.
— Karen Marie Moning
(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway,
— Rick Riordan
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!
— Billy Connolly
Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me!
— L.M. Montgomery
We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works.
— Kristin Hannah
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.
— Jodi Picoult
