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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. — Trevor Noah

Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? — Lisa Unger

Ladders were not inherently dangerous, he told himself, people climbed them every day, and most of them lived. — Anne Ursu

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer

How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. — Simone Elkeles

There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny. — JD Era

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. — Katie Nolan

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them. — Abhishek Krishnan

People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. — Pete Incaviglia

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. — J.K. Rowling

The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise. — Lemony Snicket

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know. — Joe Lo Truglio

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them. — Anna Held

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny? — Jessica Biel

Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister. — Josephine Angelini

Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it. — Elbert Hubbard

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family. — Milton Jones

It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive car theft ever! — Arlene Hunt

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. — Alice Clayton

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me. — Carmelo Anthony

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. — Rick Riordan

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was. — Dave Barry

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. — Cat Deeley

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. — Jim Gaffigan

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. — T. J. Miller

Business is the most exciting game. — Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception. — Nalini Singh

He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed. — Kristen Ashley

It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back. — Jasmine V

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize. — F. Sionil Jose

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. — Mike Birbiglia

It's funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life. — Judy Blume

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins. — Paula McLain

Time was funny like that. If you didn't keep track of it, make the most of every moment, it could run away from you. — Donna Augustine

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. — Greg Kinnear

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. — Sylvie Meis

Most often when I stammer
That's my brain
Correcting my grammer. — Joyce Rachelle

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Most people are idiots — Christopher G. Nuttall

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. — Don Roff

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

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If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. — Marc Maron

At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway. — Ashley Poston

Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? — Felix J. Palma

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski

He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. — Jamie Farrell

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around. — Jerry Coleman

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. — Katie Couric

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop. — J.A. London

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. — Tucker Carlson

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. — Kareena Kapoor

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that. — Cedric The Entertainer

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' — Dylan Moran

I get paid for what most kids get punished for. — Jerry Lewis

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral. — Stephen Herfst

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here! — Jerry Coleman

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

Sporks are only used in the most dire situations. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. — David Hyde Pierce

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?" — Rita Rudner

It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. — Karen Marie Moning

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions. — Dave Barry

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Auliq Ice

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. — Alan Ladd

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!! — Billy Connolly

Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me! — L.M. Montgomery

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works. — Kristin Hannah

So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. — Chuck Palahniuk

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time. — Robert Pattinson

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards. — Jodi Picoult

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. — Chelsea Handler

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. — Andrew Gurland