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Civilization begins with distillation
— William Faulkner
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
— Robert Breault
Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.
— Teresa Monachino
I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
— Melody Sohayegh
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
Always schedule your comeback.
— Brooke Bida
He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
— James Dashner
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
Whenever a woman smiled his way, she'd already begun dividing her life into trimesters.
— Ta-Nehisi Coates
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
— Mark Twain
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
— Honore De Balzac
Clever is the eunuch version of funny.
— George Meyer