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Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her? — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on. *1958 — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I don't believe in good people and bad

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Television is never more false than when it's

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: When people write comedy from neutrality, it just

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I don't think fascism is dying for.

I don't think fascism is dying for. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: A political satirist's job is to draw blood.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: The distance between taking social action and having

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: If you were the only person left on

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: A conservative is someone who believes in reform.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: My life needs editing.

My life needs editing. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: If you can't join them, beat them.

If you can't join them, beat them. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Now that Obama is at war in a

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize? — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I've arranged with my executor to be buried

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: The New York Times is the official leak

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I found people looked better when they laughed

I found people looked better when they laughed — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: We would have broken up except for the

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Remember when movies were just good or bad,

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater? — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Those who the gods would make rich and

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: We all know that America is the worst

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: This matter of two sides to every question

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: People tell me there are a lot of

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: My whole life is a movie. It's just

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: You don't know what you think unless you

You don't know what you think unless you say it. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Everything I tell you is true, but this

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Bush is the face on the can. But

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup? — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Obama says his recreation consists of reading the

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution ... looking for a loophole. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: When Obama ran, he said, We can change

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?! — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Mort Sahl, while attending a preview of Otto

Mort Sahl, while attending a preview of Otto Preminger's film Exodus, stood up and called out, Otto, let my people go! — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: The fact is that you can't have a

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I didn't think that anything is beyond humor

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: There's so much Botox around now that you

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry! — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: You haven't lived until you've died in California

You haven't lived until you've died in California — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Obama said he went to Libya because of

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose? — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: There are Russian spies here now. And if

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Every time the Russians throw an American in

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I went to computer class with my Dell

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I'm a radical, and I always have been.

I'm a radical, and I always have been. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I used to go to two movies every

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Obama is running again for spite.

Obama is running again for spite. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: New book on Malcolm X says we don't

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: We claim we believe in compassion, which is

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: The bravest thing that men do is love

The bravest thing that men do is love women. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: If you maintain a consistent political position long

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel,

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I never met a man I didn't like

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical! — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: You know what I want you to do?

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness. — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl Quotes By Mort Sahl: You know me, I love lost causes.

You know me, I love lost causes. — Mort Sahl