Morpork Quotes
Collection of top 23 famous quotes about Morpork
Morpork Quotes & Sayings
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The first discount you give to a client marks the end of your business relationship
— Pawel Grabowski
And besides, I like to cry. After I cry hard it's like it's morning again and I'm starting the day over.
— Ray Bradbury
That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and see if anything interesting is going to happen to other people.
— Terry Pratchett
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
— Terry Pratchett
If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour?
— Terry Pratchett
It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
— Terry Pratchett
In Boffo's Novelty and Joke Emporium in Ankh-Morpork, all the whoopee cushions trumpeted in a doleful harmony;
— Terry Pratchett
When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.
— Terry Pratchett
When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got the one for joking and Quirm had to do make do with their expertise in fine dining and love-making.
— Terry Pratchett
A now notorious first fall into alienation, habituating people to abstract the world into printed words,
— Susan Sontag
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets.
— Terry Pratchett
He that doth public good for multitudes, finds few are truly grateful
— Philip Massinger
In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street to itself," said Detritus, awe and wonder in his voice. "Truly, this a land of opportunity.
— Terry Pratchett
