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Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

I so want his wardrobe,' Eve sighed. 'Is that shallow, or just strange?'
'Don't sell yourself short. It's both.' Shane said. — Rachel Caine

He lives alone and makes his bed? Who does that? — Rachel Caine

They did seem pretty serious about their mayhem. — Rachel Caine

Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think so, Eve said, and bailed out of the passenger side. — Rachel Caine

In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me. — Rachel Caine

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

I love it when you talk dirty physics. — Rachel Caine

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you. — Rachel Caine

Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. — Rachel Caine

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?"
- Black Dawn — Rachel Caine

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks. — Rachel Caine

I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass."
"I mean you, dummy. — Rachel Caine

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?-Shane (Glass Houses) — Rachel Caine

Look, I hate good-byes, too. But sometimes, we need them just to survive. — Rachel Caine

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do ... well, you can't. Sorry about that. — Rachel Caine

I never did have much, so having it rough came with the territory. I was conditioned for it. — Rachel Caine

Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat. — Rachel Caine

Damn, there goes my chance for some hot sexy talk. — Rachel Caine

Hannah leaned against the wall. 'Mind if I call shotgun?'
'Since you're carrying one? Feel free. — Rachel Caine

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall.
"Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine

Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him. — Rachel Caine

Stop using him, and start protecting him. I know he thinks he doesn't need it, but sometimes he does. Sometimes we all do. — Rachel Caine

So, I guess you're there at your new place. Hope it's awesome. If it's not, you'll make it awesome, because that's what you do. It's your superpower. — Rachel Caine

Gear up, Warrior Princess. We've got some adventuring to do. — Rachel Caine

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!"
"Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! — Rachel Caine

He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that. — Rachel Caine

Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact! — Rachel Caine

Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you? — Rachel Caine

Stop being so ... "
"Charming?Attractive?Irresistible?
"I'm going with arrogant. — Rachel Caine

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record? — Rachel Caine

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish. — Rachel Caine