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Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice?
Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies. — Rachel Caine

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end. — Rachel Caine

Better broke than dead. — Rachel Caine

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? — Rachel Caine

When I want to know your opinion, I'll consult your entrails. — Rachel Caine

I can smell the crazy on that man from here. I have a nose for it. — Rachel Caine

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

I so want his wardrobe,' Eve sighed. 'Is that shallow, or just strange?'
'Don't sell yourself short. It's both.' Shane said. — Rachel Caine

You stole my paranoia," she said. "I was going to say, 'Don't go.' But you're going to no matter what I say, aren't you? — Rachel Caine

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace. — Rachel Caine

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore. — Rachel Caine

His smile was bright and sweet and hot enough to melt solid steel. "Is this the part where I kiss you?"
"If you like."
"Oh," he said, "I like. — Rachel Caine

They did seem pretty serious about their mayhem. — Rachel Caine

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway. — Rachel Caine

Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast. — Rachel Caine

Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think so, Eve said, and bailed out of the passenger side. — Rachel Caine

Shred all that, then take the pieces to the incinerator at the end of the hall for burning. I like to be thorough. — Rachel Caine

I'm not obliged to defend your dignity. Provided you have any. — Rachel Caine

Any fool can kill. It takes genius to create. — Rachel Caine

Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt. — Rachel Caine

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it. — Rachel Caine

Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity? — Rachel Caine

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass. — Rachel Caine

I love it when you talk dirty physics. — Rachel Caine

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you. — Rachel Caine

Clarity confused me. I was far less forgiving and kind than the general state of disconnection in which I liked to live. — Rachel Caine

You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates. — Rachel Caine

I just - we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn't, um - '
'Yeah, you'd better not have ummed. — Rachel Caine

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit. — Rachel Caine

You can't go around ... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just ... unsanitary. — Rachel Caine

Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. — Rachel Caine

Don't bait the cougars. — Rachel Caine

People bond themselves into families and groups for protection, and strangers ... strangers are always at risk. — Rachel Caine

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!"
"Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! — Rachel Caine

Silence, and then Eve said, Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind. — Rachel Caine

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work! — Rachel Caine

Your personal dignity was always more important to you than mere emotion, wasn't it? — Rachel Caine

Mirnin: Where's Shreve? — Rachel Caine

Oh
who's the Queen?"
"Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter. — Rachel Caine

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?"
- Black Dawn — Rachel Caine

Expendable was not the word I was looking to hear to boost my morale, but whatever. — Rachel Caine

It's bad enough I have to be trapped in a car with you children. You'll do your best not to act like children. — Rachel Caine

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall.
"Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine

I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous. — Rachel Caine

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Stop using him, and start protecting him. I know he thinks he doesn't need it, but sometimes he does. Sometimes we all do. — Rachel Caine

See, I knew I could count on you for quality mayhem, my man. — Rachel Caine

Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown! — Rachel Caine

I'm not a wilting flower, unless that gets me extraspecial treats. — Rachel Caine

They don't know you're secretly a badass? — Rachel Caine

Best to flee now, before the pitchforks and torches and scientists come calling. — Rachel Caine

Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me. — Rachel Caine

So, I guess you're there at your new place. Hope it's awesome. If it's not, you'll make it awesome, because that's what you do. It's your superpower. — Rachel Caine

Don't worry ... Someone will pay for your suffering. Heavily. With screaming. — Rachel Caine

Might as well go out flipping the bird to the powers that be killing us. — Rachel Caine

Gear up, Warrior Princess. We've got some adventuring to do. — Rachel Caine

He's not getting out of here again ... But you don't have to go all Marquis de Sade on him either. Just kill him or let me. — Rachel Caine

Are the two of you quite done with your sweet nothings? Because I might vomit. — Rachel Caine

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too? — Rachel Caine

The Apocalypse must be near, because a guy is arguing against grilling. — Rachel Caine

I feel like I'm some kind of fugitive here, like I'm hiding from something. Maybe myself. — Rachel Caine

Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl — Rachel Caine

Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him. — Rachel Caine

Stop being so ... "
"Charming?Attractive?Irresistible?
"I'm going with arrogant. — Rachel Caine

I can't simply adopt strays because they seem winsome. — Rachel Caine

Clumsiness would be just as deadly an opponent. — Rachel Caine

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust. — Rachel Caine

Did he just say
?"
"Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did."
"Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. — Rachel Caine

Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me. — Rachel Caine

Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne — Rachel Caine

Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffsNotes. — Rachel Caine

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now. — Rachel Caine

I ended your experiment. Because you're not a scientist. You're a monster. I'm not leaving any of them at your mercy. — Rachel Caine

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. — Rachel Caine

If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now. — Rachel Caine

Damn. That was stupid, wasn't it? We nearly got killed over ice cream. — Rachel Caine

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact! — Rachel Caine

Unfortunately, mortal life is very fragile, and very short. Yours could be shorter than usual. — Rachel Caine

God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think. — Rachel Caine

What was your name again?"
"Still Eve."
"No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right. — Rachel Caine

She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies. — Rachel Caine

And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear. — Rachel Caine

Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you? — Rachel Caine

Giving up is always easy. It's the peace that follows that sucks. — Rachel Caine

Hannah: What's your plan?
Claire: Go get him
Hannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective. — Rachel Caine

He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that. — Rachel Caine

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i]
Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt — Rachel Caine

I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense. — Rachel Caine

Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first. — Rachel Caine

I don't see a way in," Eve whispered.
Why are you whispering?" Myrnin whispered back. "Vampires can hear us, anyway. — Rachel Caine

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record? — Rachel Caine

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish. — Rachel Caine

Could you maybe not admire the evil enemy quite as much, and focus on how we're going to get out of this? — Rachel Caine

You've been the least useless apprentice I've ever had. — Rachel Caine

Well ... I would make an awesome mayor. I'm very photogenic. — Rachel Caine