Mop Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Mop

Mop Quotes & Sayings

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A certain amount of housekeeping also goes on in my poems. I wash doorknobs, do dishes, mop floors, patch carpets, cook. — Jane Hirshfield

The tranquilizers he had been given had worn off, leaving him with a drug hangover and a bitter grudge against the entire world. — Wilbur Smith

If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up. — Peter David

History define humanity. — Lailah Gifty Akita

She knew what my mother did not: either you want a clean floor or you want to use a mop, but you can't have both. — David Sedaris

I wanted to escape from love, but didn't know how. — Ding Ling

When I was a kid, my father would go to our school in the summer to sweep, mop, and wax the floors, room by room, hall by hall, week after week. — Jill Lepore

The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather duster. — Dean Koontz

Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing. — Rachel Johnson

There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe — Holly Black

The demon in me that knows there's a demon in you who can mop the floor with my raunchy butt tells me to say yes. I care. Deeply. (Ren) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pirate's unruly mop has been tenderly coaxed into a hairstyle as neat as biological circumstances will allow. — Fredrik Backman

Deacon looked up from under the mop of curls. "I'm becoming a fire bug."
The humour was lost on Aiden. "I know what you're thinking. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Then we have an understanding. Keep the riffraff off my turf or I mop the floor with all of you. (ZT) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Poverty is a giant, it uses your face like a mop to wipe away the world's garbage. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

I'd like to work with Florence and The Machine, Little Dragon, Frank Ocean, Miguel, Calvin Harris ... there are so many artists and producers. — Wynter Gordon

Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower. — Johnny Carson

It's no use crying over spilt evils. It's better to mop them up laughing. — Eleanor Farjeon

I don't know who started the myth that sheep are fluffy and white. They were more the color of an old mop and just as matted with dirt. — Connie Willis

And my mother fought hard for civil rights so that instead of a mop, I could hold this microphone. — Julian Castro

I have a problem with cleaning. It's my release. I get up at 6 A.M. and clean and hoover and mop everything. Then I feel better. — Gail Porter

The rain wasn't the usual glittering silver, but dark and dirty, as if nature were a scrubwoman wringing out a filthy mop. — Dean Koontz

If he looks at me like that again Dottie will need a bucket and mop to get me back to my room. — Gwenn Wright

It was a year for the ages, like 79, like 1346, to name just a few. Forget the scythe, Goddamn it, I needed a broom or a mop. And I needed a vacation. — Markus Zusak

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it. — Bruce Springsteen

Don't invite the friend in distress to call; just show up - and don't forget the mop and broom. — David P. Ingerson

I mean, that is a mop of real hair. He has hair like a 15-year-old ... and so, I have to acknowledge I am a little envious of his hair. — Harry Reid

I'm not regretful about dropping acid, but I could have stopped it a little sooner. — David Carradine

Peace is an innocent child hated by some deviant and those who hate him will find no peace ever in their lives! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

She sat the mop down and began mopping, — Yvonne Bennett

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

I know it looks like a straw mop but I don't look like the girl on that magazine do I? — Elle Klass

The minute you get too big to mop a floor or wipe a counter, that's the exact minute you have life f**ked up. — DMX